Ouch, Shiny. :'[
Ouch, Shiny. :'[
Hey everyone predicting a post from the picture thread, please specify which post it is if you aren't linking to it so I know which one to put down.
Ctrl + F. "Quin". Disappointment follows.
Predictions
1) Best Member
Weiner: Flying Mullet
Runner up: Psychotic
2) Best Male
Rantzien
Runner up: Psychotic
3) Best Female
Weiner: Rye
Runner Up: Lekana
4) Best Administrator
Weiner: Del Murder
Runner up: Leeza
5) Best Cid's Knight
Weiner: Psychotic
Runner up: Flying Mullet
My little Paul is growing up so fast. It only just seemed like yesterday he was but I flicker in my eye. Now he's a man. All grown up with chin fuzz and getting Ciddies.
6) Best Site Staff
Weiner: Azar
Azar has seemingly done the most work for the front site recently and his a Ginger God of a man, so there you go.
Runner up: Momiji with the strawberry
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Weiner: Levian
Runner up: Big D
I'm not sure what I love more. Levian or Levian's eyebrows.
8) Best Veteran
Weiner:I'm my own MILF
Runner up: Goldenboko. Just kidding.
9) Best Regular
Weiner: Blue Harvest
Runner up: Værn
I really don't know. They're all the same to me except Harvest and Krelian cuz they occasionally talk to me on msn.
10) Best Newbie
Weiner:Nice
Runner up: MadeofApples
Even though he is disliked, some people will probably have the inclination to go for MadeofApples because he seems to be more of an active poster than some of the others listed. Even so, I will bet on Nice cuz I mean well MoA is disliked as aforementioned.
11) Nicest Member
Weiner:Marshall Banana
Runner up: scrumpleberry
12) Evilest Member
Weiner: Bunny
Runner up: Kawaii Ryukishi
Don't let the cuddly, furry sounding name full you, a satanic beast lurks within.
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Weiner: themagicroundabout
Runner up: Clouded Sky
If I hear "omg Curtis ur so cute" or "omg Clouded Sky ur so cute" I will donkey punch someone.
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Weiner: Marshall Banana
Runner up: Rye
Stereotypical Horny EoFF Male A: Dude, which one should I go for?
Stereotypical Horny EoFF Male B: I don't know dude, just go with the one that seems least likely to file sexual harassment lawsuit.
SHEMA: Good idea, dude.
15) Most Dangerous Male
Weiner:theundeadhero
Runner up Psychotic
theundeadhero has a gun and he knows how to use it.
16) Most Dangerous Female
Weiner: fire_of_avalon
Runner up: ShlupQuack
If foa were a bald, middle-aged African-American man she would totally be Samuel L. Jackson cuz they both kick ass.
17) Best Thread
Weiner: This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal
Runner up: Seifer IS Rick Astley!
The Ceej should do a rendition of Rockwell's one hit. I always feel like somebody's watchin' meeee. They're playin' tricks on me.
18) Best Post
Weiner:The splendid picture thread of wearing برقع
Runner up: The splendid picture thread of wearing برقع
How the hell do you know which one I'm referring to. The answer is you don't. I will give you a hint though, the winner is basically a man who likes to watch furry porn on the occasion and even dress as one.
19) Best Custom Rank
Weiner: Del Murder
Runner up: Old Manus
The best bet is to just go with one or the other because they usually win this.
20) Best Avatar
Weiner: Award Girl
Runner up: Flying Mullet
That monkey in Flying Mullet's avy is actually his long loss cousin, Bubbles. He was held captive for several years by what appears to be an alien:
21) Best Signature
Weiner:Jessweeee♪
Runner up: Rantzien
22) Best Artist
Weiner: themagicroundabout
Runner up: black orb
This is a toughie because it could be really close.
23) Best Graphic Designer
Weiner: ShunNakamura
Runner up: Jojee
24) Best Writer
Weiner: Behold the Void
Runner up: Goldenboko
I rarely venture in to Writer's Corner anymore so I'm just gonna take a shot in the dark here.
25) Best Poet
Weiner: Momiji
Runner up: themagicroundabout
See above.
26) Best Poster
Weiner: Psychotic
Runner up: Big D
27) Best Spammer
Weiner: Psychotic
Runner up: Fonz
28) Best Chatter
Weiner: rubah
Runner up: Cookie
29) Best Usernoter
Weiner: Sagensyg
Runner up: Cz
30) Funniest Member
Weiner:Rantzien
Runner up: Psychotic
31) Weirdest Member
Weiner: The Ceej
Runner up: Evastio
This is just as hard for me to predict as it was to vote for. I will just pick the one most likely to be inhaling glue at this very moment.
32) Horniest Member
Weiner: Blue Harvest
Runner up: TyphoonThaReapa
33) Most Underrated Member
Weiner: Yaridovich
Runner up: qwertyxsora
I dunno. They both post in green.
34) Most Improved Member
Weiner: Goldenboko
Runner up: Fonz
If by improved you mean posting less and/or making less threads, then yeah.
35) Most Missed Member
Weiner: Resha
Runner up: RSL
36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Weiner: Wolf Kanno
Runner up: Psychotic
Dreddz and JKTrix might be likelier candidates (since they're always in that damn general gaming) but I will go with the underdogs.
37) Most Helpful Gamer
Weiner: SeedkRankLou
Runner up: JKTrix
38) Most Helpful Techy
Weiner: crono_logical
Runner up: o_O
39) Most Helpful Member
Weiner: Flying Mullet
Runner up:rubah
40) Cutest Couple
Weiner: rubah&Hsu
Runner up: Del Murder & Miriel
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Weiner: qwertyxsora
Runner up: Momiji
42) Get Banned
Weiner: A Most Loved Man
Runner up: Demon Dude
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Weiner: scrumpleberry
Runner up: Yaridovich
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Weiner: Jojee
Runner up: Raebus
45) Be trolled
Weiner: The Ceej
Runner up: Goldenboko
46) Be Santa
Weiner: Loony BoB
Runner up: Yaridovich
47) Be Santa's little helper
Weiner: Marshall Banana
Runner up: Rye
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Weiner: Pureghetto
Runner up: Flying Mullet
Cuz he's azn.
49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
Weiner: Demon Dude
Runner up: Aerith's Knight and The Ceej
Maybe there will be a tie between the two runner ups.
50) Get Together
Weiner: Rye & Marshal Banana
Runner up:Evastio & Himself
I predict Monda cutest female, because she is. xD
1) Best Member
Winner: Quin
Reason: He's got style, he' got flair. He even has some nice hair.
2) Best Male
Winner: Levian
Reason: This is my one wish for EoFF. To fully recognize this man as the best member with a member to walk the forums.
3) Best Female
Winner: Rye
Reason: Everyone loves midgets!
4) Best Administrator
Winner: Loony BoB
Reason: The people voting are retarded.
Runner-Up: There is none, this is a gimme.
5) Best Cid's Knight
Winner: Flying Mullet
Reason: I'm copying someone elses predictions for the staff member portions.
Runner-Up: Bunny
Reason: !!
6) Best Site Staff
Winner: rubah
Reason: See above.
Runner-Up: Bunny
Reason: ??
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Winner: Levian
Reason: 'cuz
Runner-Up: Bunny
Reason: 'cuz
8) Best Veteran
Winner: Quin
Reason: He's got style and hair and even some flair!
9) Best Regular
Winner: Blue Harvest
Reason: He's the most known individual in this catagory even though I personally believe he's boring and lame.
10) Best Newbie
Winner: Gwawr
Reason: Rawr.
11) Nicest Member
Winner: scrumpleberry
Reason: Every Tuesday and Thursday, scrumpleberry sends me a PM telling me that she loves and hopes that I have a good day. This puts a smile on my face everytime I read them.
12) Evilest Member
Winner: Bunny
Reason: People misunderstand him.
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Winner: Levian
Reason: I am a completely heterosexual individual with no desires to have sexual relations with any member of the same sex at all. But I would still totally love to see Levian naked.
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Winner: Lekana
Reason: Because the member base is blind and retarded, obviously.
15) Most Dangerous Male
Winner: Psychotic
Reason: I once saw him boil and consume the souls of a thousand kittens while laughing merrily the entire time.
16) Most Dangerous Female
Winner: ShlupQuack
Reason: She is teaching the future leaders of America. Her.
17) Best Thread
Dark, dirty, evil, secrets.
18) Best Post
Mafia IX: Ace Edition Game Over - Mafia Victory - Town of Failure Destroyed
19) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
20) Best Avatar
Award Girl
21) Best Signature
crono_logical
22) Best Artist
black orb
23) Best Graphic Designer
Sagensyg
24) Best Writer
Behold the Void
25) Best Poet
Demon Dude
26) Best Poster
Winner: Rantzien
Reason: John Gabriel's Greater Internet smurfwad Theory.
27) Best Spammer
Winner: Psychotic
Reason: sjdfasdhfpdasfuiphdipag
28) Best Chatter
Winner: rubah
Reason: MSN and AIM do not count as chat programs.
29) Best Usernoter
Blue Harvest
30) Funniest Member
Winner: The Ceej
Reason: Compare every single one of his posts with his picture and you will have a magical time full of deep laughter.
31) Weirdest Member
Winner: A Most Loved Man
Reason: I hate him.
32) Horniest Member
Winner: Lekana
Reason: My worst nightmares will come true if this is the winner.
33) Most Underrated Member
Winner: Noctiluca
34) Most Improved Member
Winner: Demon Dude
35) Most Missed Member
Winner: Owen Macwere
Reason: Because he's dead. haha
36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Winner: Necronopticous
37) Most Helpful Gamer
Winner: JKTrix
38) Most Helpful Techy
Winner: crono_logical
39) Most Helpful Member
Winner: Flying Mullet
Reason: 400 PMs sitting in my message box right now prove it.
40) Cutest Couple
Winner: rubah & Hsu
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Winner: Rye
42) Get Banned
Winner: A Most Loved Man
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Winner: scrumpleberry
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Winner: Jojee
45) Be trolled
Winner: The Ceej
46) Be Santa
Winner: Psychotic
47) Be Santa's little helper
Winner: Marshall Banana
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Winner: Pureghetto
49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
Winner: Demon Dude
50) Get Together
Winner: Rye & Marshal Banana
Reason: My eyes, they burn.
CLOSED until the revelations are over.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
So hey Jesse, how did we do?
Yeah, Jesse, how did we do?
How did they do, Jesse?
Jesse, do we did how?
I'll have them as soon as I finish crying ;_;!!
16 for me. Then again, I was keeping count for myself.
I counted mine and I got twenty-smurfing-eight. As far as I know, (and I've been predicting ever since the first predictions) that is the highest damn score in the predictions ever.
smurf yes.
Nice one, Paul.
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