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    Fights happen almost daily where I work. Yesterday there were three. Middle schoolers may not seem scary, but a couple weeks ago one of the cafeteria ladies got punched in the face!

    And last year we had a lock down once, but the gun turned out to be an airsoft.

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    I work as a bodyguard for Mugabe.

    Seriousness aside, the worst that could happen to me is if I fall off a ladder or down the stairs, or if something falls on me. Or if a customer throttles me.

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    Is it THIS dangerous? MWA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    Canadian WSIB (Workplace Safety and Insurance Board) commercials ftw...The first time I saw this commercial, I was sitting at the bar eating some chicken wings, and my jaw just dropped at the end...Probably because the volume wasn't turned up so I thought it was an actual restaurant commercial...

    (be prepared for some graphic stuff)
    YouTube - The Chef - WSIB Workplace Safety Ad
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    knives and hot stoves can be a hazard!

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    If she knew it was gonna happen the silly cow shouldn't have done it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    I get papercuts. Woe is me.

    Man, don't belittle those. Those things STING.

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    They do when you dip them in tabasco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
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    Did you eyes shrink into your head at impact, allowing you to see your own brain????
    My eyes did shrink into my head at impact, but the incident was quickly laughed off by my Latvian co-worker who complained he'd had worse, so I just sucked it up.
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    I once dropped a can of WD-40 on my toes. That really hurt. And one time one of the residents road (rolled?) over my foot with her wheelchair. Sometimes my work cat nibbles on my nose.
    WD-40: The greatest thing to ever happen to a mechanic, according to my dad.

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