Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
:O
Did you eyes shrink into your head at impact, allowing you to see your own brain????
My eyes did shrink into my head at impact, but the incident was quickly laughed off by my Latvian co-worker who complained he'd had worse, so I just sucked it up.
Quote Originally Posted by Leeza View Post
I once dropped a can of WD-40 on my toes. That really hurt. And one time one of the residents road (rolled?) over my foot with her wheelchair. Sometimes my work cat nibbles on my nose.
WD-40: The greatest thing to ever happen to a mechanic, according to my dad.