View Poll Results: COOKING, MOTHERSMURFER, CAN YOU DO IT!?

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  • Yeah! I cook for myself all the time!

    23 43.40%
  • Well, I can, but I don't.

    12 22.64%
  • Well, I can't, but I try!

    2 3.77%
  • Sure I can! You should see how I press the buttons on that microwave!

    6 11.32%
  • I can't particularly cook, but I do prepare my own food.

    4 7.55%
  • I eat out all the time.

    1 1.89%
  • I just don't eat.

    0 0%
  • The extent of my cooking knowledge ends at Ramen.

    1 1.89%
  • *Insert Meat Puppet Poll Option here*

    1 1.89%
  • Boo.

    3 5.66%
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Thread: Can you cook?

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    I've been banned from using anything that causes fires.

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    stir fry is easy and fun! I make liz do it xD

    I mainly cook the meat stuffs as she said. at work I cook a lot of shrimp scampi and chicken alfrado. a few other variations. I also do lobster dinners. Oh and lots of mussels and clams!

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    All I "eat" are protein shakes unless I'm eating out or eating at a friend's . . . Which is fine since my cooking abilities end at the microwave. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    But oyster sauce sounds icky. And I dunno if I'm that good at cooking to make that![/SIZE]
    Rye, if you've ever eaten Chinese food, chances are, you've had oyster sauce. People think that soy sauce is the main sauce-y ingredient in things like fried rice and chow mein but a lot of the time it's oyster sauce. Korean food uses a ton of oyster sauce too.

    kikimm is right, it smells horrid but the taste is amazingly mild.

    As for the topic, I'm such a mothersmurfing hardcore cook. I rock.

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    Yea I can cook.

    Hot dogs and Kraft Dinner is an awesome dish.

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    80% of my food comes from the microwave =)


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    I cook fairly well when given a recipe. I'm not one for deviating from instructions, though. Also, due to a lack of kitchen, I don't cook often.

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    Mmmm I just made the best lunch. Turkey burgers with a home made honey dijonnaise, crisp romaine lettuce, on sourdough bread topped off with a slice of pepper jack cheese. I really am glad that I have the ability to cook lol.
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    No...I couldn't even make grilled cheese until I got that sandwich maker (whose name is now Ar Gar).

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    I am the master of cooking any kind of egg, I also make a mean steak~ I like to make hamburgers and bacon, too.

    I prefer baking, though~

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    I cook like a mother smurfer. Weird... I thought I already posted in this thread.

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    I can cook, I just don't like to. xD

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    Oh. =O I didn't know oyster sauce was so common. I just assume it's really... I dunno... seafood-ish. xD I don't like seafood, though I wish I did. Maybe I'll make that stir fry when I come back from college for a weekend.

    I made Spicy Black Beans and White Rice tonight. My Mom made some baked chicken so I added some of that, which was yummy, because it balanced out the super spiciness.

    It was surprisingly delicious. I'm proud!





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    I cook like a god.

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