my theories about the eoff staff

[Tavrobel]

well, he did include 'probably'

It was worth a shot.

[Quindiana Jones]

Probably is good enough, really. You'd pretty much screw his entire worldview.

[NeoTifa]

[Jessweeee♪]

Why do I feel like I was just called an idiot?

:</>|

[Aerith's Knight]

Why do I feel like I was just called an idiot?

:</>|

Passive Haugen-Coplander complex.

[Del Murder]

cl_out is a robot. It's not a theory. She currently sits in a corner of my apartment. She doesn't come online much because batteries are expensive.

My old theory about kishi is that he is a computer program created by Square to go to FF message boards and get info on the people who play the games. That's why he knows so much about them. Whenever he goes away they are upgrading to the newest version. I once met the 'man' but I firmly believe that was just an actor that SE paid off.

I am actually eestlinc's second account but since Del Murder rose to the rank of Admin and eest is just a lowly CK I decided to use this one more often. Plus Del Murder has a hotter girlfriend.

Perhaps ShlupQuack is a man?

foa once beat up Chuck N<b></b>orris.

And finally, Roogle is actually New Orleans Hornets point guard Chris Paul:

[Aerith's Knight]

And finally, Roogle is actually New Orleans Hornets point guard Chris Paul:

I KNEW IT!

[Rocket Edge]

These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want

gahaha I can't stop laughing

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Thank you for your cooperation, citizens! Please proceed to the nearest execution booth for termination!

[Flying Mullet]

Thank you for your cooperation, citizens! Please proceed to the nearest execution booth for termination insemination!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

These are my theories about the eyesonff staff

del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post

Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home

loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff

cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum

samuarid - see cl_out

flying mullet - can't actually fly

you can post yours if you want

gahaha I can't stop laughing

A'yo, seriously son. This is a classic ass post man...lol

Thank you for your cooperation, citizens! Please proceed to the nearest execution booth for termination!

I'll only do that if your paying...:rolleyes2

[Winter Nights]

Leeza - is on the rag 24/7

Odd.. Leeza was the only staffer I actually liked and semi-respected. Granted, I've been gone for over 3 years, so I have no idea what's she's like these days.

The others I just barely remember.

[Goldenboko]

Thank you for your cooperation, citizens! Please proceed to the nearest execution booth for termination!

[Quindiana Jones]

It looks like he's being attacked from behind by a tiny paper dinosaur.

[Gwawr]

At risk of sounding unexciting, my theories about the staff are that they're all quite cheerful/approachable/spend way too much time on EoFF.

Naturally, I know NONE of them...