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    Default The MATRIX!!!

    So ive decided that in the matrix when neo takes the pill from morpheous it was just really really good acid and the rest of the trilogy is just in his head hes really running through the streets naked screaming about machines


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    Neo did look like he was pretty high all the time already....so why the smurf not XD

    Imagine a naked Neo running by you screaming "I know kung fu!!!!!" XD

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    It sure would explain a lot of the nonsense in the film.
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    Now it all makes sense...

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    The Wachowski brothers must have taken mass quantities of the drug then.

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    Works for me. The trilogy was like a bad trip, anyways.
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    The films were were like a drug itself really. At a massive high to begin with, then a massive withdrawel with the last two movies.

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    I always wondered why he so easily chowed down on a pill given to him by a bald black man dressed like an undertaker and whom he had never met before


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    Cause he wanted to get smurfED UP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Rain View Post
    Cause he wanted to get smurfED UP.
    damn skippy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Rain View Post
    Cause he wanted to get smurfED UP.
    Damn. I forgot about the swear filter.
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    If you dont take strange drugs from weird black men then you are dumb especially if they are FREE!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket Edge View Post
    The films were were like a drug itself really. At a massive high to begin with, then a massive withdrawel with the last two movies.
    Word.

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    Sounds about right. The start of the trip rocked, but just got worse and worse and by the end of it you wished it had never begun. Then you do it all again.

    If I'm honest, I actually quite like this viewpoint. What if the drug put Neo into some kind of coma and it really was all in his head?

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    thats about like acid it starts off a crazy cool fantasy world then you have a bad thought and it turns into the bad trip it becomes


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