"BREAKING NEWS: Local group of scientists discover that God Exists"

Late last night, a Local scientist, by happen chance, opened a rift in the dimensions, opening a portal to heaven itself. He held a conversation with the Metatron(sp?) and proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt that god existed.

However, shortly after the discovery, humanity became doomed. According to Gods Doctrine, only those that have faith God exists may enter heaven. With Faith being destroyed due to the fact it is no longer nescessary, Humanity is doomed to suffer in hell.

In other news, Michael Jackson Black again."