JEWS BEHIND 9/11

Jewish leaders worldwide admitted yesterday that what was before percieved as hate speech from islamic extremists is in fact the shocking truth behind the terrorist attacks on the 11th of September, 2001.


'New world order' - Jewish council spokesperson A. Freed delivers the news

World leaders were stunned, and have since begun preperations for an emergency pull-out of troops fighting islamists over the globe, after this discovery that we have been fighting the 'good guys'.

Al-Qaeda international public relations officer, Dr. Abu Islam, issued a statement on what the world must do to combat this new threat to peace and democracy, including plans to send a male politician, preferably German, back in time to the late 1930s in order to work to end this bleak future well before it begins. 'It is our only hope', said Dr. Islam.