Dr. Lekana, Phd in Doom, Masters in Quake.

[Aerith's Knight]

Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.

What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.

I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.

[Bunny]

Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.

What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.

I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.

Dead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.

[Freya]

"Dr. Lekana, Phd in Doom, Masters in Quake."

[Aerith's Knight]

Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.

What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.

I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.

Dead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.

Actually, they had to change their overall goal because they kept succeeding in it. Their first goal was to retake the "Lebensraum", or else said the german speaking countries.

Well, besides shaking off the french oppression and such.

[Psychotic]

Why aren't you guys talking about Doom? I hate this thread.

[Rantz]

I like it when the imps die and you can look at their crotches and there is something there.

[Darkswordofchaos]

Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.

What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.

I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.

Dead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.

Theres a lesson to be learned there. You can take over almost the entire world as long as you our one of your allies dont f**k with america

[Blue Harvest]

I have no world domination plans, but I'm assisting Kes in hers in exchange for not being killed.

[Darkswordofchaos]

I have no world domination plans, but I'm assisting Kes in hers in exchange for not being killed.

Then you talk her into giving you the world in her will and then you poison her.

Brillant!!

[Awrini]

This thread is now about Cacodemons.

[Madame Adequate]

For some reason Cacodemons are my fave DooM demons. I sorta want to hang out with them, have a beer, watch the game. Don't ask why.

Not like those smurfing revenants

[Darkswordofchaos]

For some reason Cacodemons are my fave DooM demons. I sorta want to hang out with them, have a beer, watch the game. Don't ask why.

They're giant red spiky balls with one big eye.
Whats not to like?

[Blue Harvest]

I have no world domination plans, but I'm assisting Kes in hers in exchange for not being killed.

Then you talk her into giving you the world in her will and then you poison her.

Brillant!!

...You'd better hope she doesn't see this.

[Quindiana Jones]

After discovering a way to keep myself immortal and youthful, I would simply kill you all and wait for evolution to take its course and replace you. As I will be remembered as the lifeform that was present during the whole event, I will be worshipped as a god, except that I will forever remain available for a chat and a nice cuppa tea.

This plan's only flaw is the immortality stuff. That could be tricky.

[Laddy]

Simple.

I'd show Disaster Movie.