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    The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.

    Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.

    The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a hole that isn't fit for human habitation.

    Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.

    He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.

    Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.



    Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."

    smurf you, I'm from Hamilton and I think it's great you bloody snob.

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    I live downtown, so I am sandwiched between a huge escarpment to the south and huge disgusting factories to the north. This entry doesn't mention anything about the east-end ... which is disgusting and run down and full of homeless and crazy people and "gangsters" and some real gangsters. Sort of like the north end and central Hamilton >_>

    Dundas also isn't a nice part of Hamilton like this entry says. It's this creepy little valley town where everyone knows everyone. Before it became part of Hamilton it was on David Letterman for having the highest teen pregnancy and alcohol purchases per capita in Canada.

    The town of Ancaster is full of rich snobs who do cocaine all day.

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    The best smurfin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.
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    Australia is a country situated in between the Indian and Pacific Ocean in the Southern Hemisphere. Australia is the 6th largest country by land in the world, with a range of different climates from Dry deserts to Rainforests to Grasslands to Mountains. Australia was previously inhabited by [strike]Aboriginies[/strike] Aboriginals [correct term would be nice] and Torres Strait Islanders before it was overtaken by the British and made a colony. Most of Australia's Population live in Large Cities on it's coast, but is proud of it's small country towns and their culture. Officially voted the 3rd best Country in the world overall by the United Nations (after Sweden and Norway) Australia is just a great place.
    "I live in Australia"
    At least it's good to know Australia isn't completely full of arrogant people
    Although they could at least try to spell properly, gloating doesn't quite work when you can't spell.

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    You can just LOOK at this: Urban Dictionary: leicester

    That is not your random moron with an Internet connection. That is actually the caliber of people who live in this city. Actually they're significantly more literate than the usual slack-jawed troglodytes in this place. Here is my definition of the place, which I feel is far more apt.

    Leicester.

    A city in the English Midlands. The unique population is largely made up of chavs, wannabe gangsters, people who say "innit", more chavs, probably drinking a 50p, 3 litre bottle of White Lightning. MP Kieth Vaz is famous for being a completely useless twazzock with wank instead of brain.

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    MILF has inspired me to write my own definition for my town too.


    Chipping Norton

    A small town in the region of Oxford. Formed several hundred years ago as a market town, today 'Chippy' is best known for being a town of vandals, alcoholics, townies, and underage parents. Although the market still exists (arbeit on wednesdays only) nobody with any self respect would buy anything from it apart from cheap greetings cards. Chippy's only saving grace is the huge amount of pubs all situated within walking distance of each other, making for some epic late night (and early afternoon) pub crawls, although this is directly responsible for the large amount of alcoholic townies, and probably all the underage parents too. My advice is to just stay as far away from here as possible, especially at night, unless you enjoy drunk townies beating the out of you for so much as looking in their direction. If you must pass through here, stick to the back roads and avoid the town centre at all costs.
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    Also, PS Stu, you cannot have the Wright bros. Y'all shunned 'em and we embraced their kooky asses.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Whoa! First, I surprised that my town is even mentioned. Second, it's scary how accurate the definitions are.

    1. Port Alberni
    ***Non racist definition****
    A small forest industry dependent town on Vancouver island. Full of welfare bums, drunks, gold diggers and goat smurfing hicks. The people who do live there that have any form of alternative mentality that doesn't involve church, welfare checks, beer, or logging are bored completely out of their skulls. most of these people have been duped into living there somehow and have had so much of their livelihood sucked out of their skulls that escape is now impossible. the suicide rate is directly proportionate to the unemployment rate, which is directly proportionate the average between the illiteracy and drug/alcohol dependency rates.

    <i>Ron moved to Port Alberni. He has shot himself because of the massive amount of debt incurred from living there. </i>

    2. Port Alberni
    A depressed little city, constantly being financially hit because of it's dependency on a resource based economy. Many inhabitants (especially political figures, both past and present) have their heads buried so far up their asses, it's a wonder that any daylight ever reaches their eyes. A nice place to visit, but be damned glad if you can leave. This city is infested with lazy welfare sucking river chimps (see definition in Urban Dictionary)

    <i>I lived in Port Alberni once, but got the smurf out as soon as I realized it was going nowhere, and that the river chimp population was increasing at too great a rate. </i>

    3. Port Alberni
    A -hole , that smells like a garbage dump.

    <i>I'd rather live on skid row than live in port alberni </i>
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    RYE!!! You are from Long Island! This forum just hit too close to home.
    I don't feel like I'm making sense...I had a "late" wednesday night.
    Anyway, here's a place close to me...It might have already been mentioned if people are from eastern long island:

    " Westhampton 3 up, 1 down love ithate it

    A rich part of the Hamptons. Everyone who goes there to spend the summers have very nice cars including BMW GMC Mercedes Audi Porshe Lambro's and many other nice cars. It is not a surprize if a child gets a mercedes for their 16 birthday. The kids there live the lives we all wish we could. They ride around in their golfcarts picking up friends at a young age of 13, the police dont car because the children are "privledged" It is not a surprize to see a group of girls riding their $300 bikes to the beach. If you are a somebody in Westhampton you have to belong to belong to their prestigious Country Club. The teenagers that come during the summer know how to party the right way. Most of the locals dont have alot of money it is only the summer people that have alot. Pink ralph lauren polos with white shorts arent very uncommon among the teenagers. Boys were vinyard vines shorts with polos. Dont be suprized if your a local and you get a dirty look from one who has a summer house their.
    Girl 1: I dont feel like riding my $500 bike to the beach today.
    Girl 2. My daddys chauffer could bring us!
    Girl 3: Or I could drive us to the beach in my Mercedes!


    Girl 1: After we go to the beach we should go play golf or tennis at Westhampton Country Club! "

    Soooo untrue.

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    I really like the ginormous Cookie Monster that appears on page two. And the people who fill out these urban dictionary things need to learn how to write, yo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    Also, for the hell of it, here's Riverside, where my brother just moved since it's fun as hell to make fun of:

    Riverside, CA

    Commonly referred to as "Wiggerside" because of the all the damn tweekers that live there. It's full of illegal immigrants that can't drive and refuse to flush their used toilet paper. They speak English, but prefer not too. Also home to at least 7 rival gangs. It's not hard to spot these gang members because they are cholos with bald tattooed heads, neck, and arms, most of which wear a tattoo of a giant bell (stop laughing homez!) and socks pulled up to their eyelids. This place is also crawling with bible thumping churchies, gays, alcoholics, and bums. This is not a palce to raise children. There is at least 4 homes for sale on every block and if you do live here still, you have to lock up everything, including your gas tank and mail box. Every single place there is to hang out here has a fight break out (especially children's places).

    'I wanted to date that girl, but then I found out she lives in Riverside, CA and I was like "Nah, Im straight!"'
    hey, CA buddies!

    ok guess not riverside. close enough 3:

    Modesto, California

    A city in the central valley of California. Specifically, nor cal. Not the best to live, but definitely not the worst place to live either. The houses are too expensive, and the air pollution ranks among the worst in the nation. The population is generally diverse in this city of 200,000. Gained notoriety from the laci peterson case that occurred here. Also within the district of Gary Condit. Hometown of the famous director George Lucas. Has a decent nightlife scene in downtown. The local music scene is also very much alive. The word hella is used here often. Modesto is close to many popular destinations.

    "Modesto is hella better than Fresno."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
    Sweden

    A penis, derived from the map on the tails side of the 2006 euro, which has Norway removed, leaving Sweden to look like a penis and Finland the testicles.

    Ooh, I just trapped my Sweden under my Finlands.
    I'm glad I'm not the only person who noticed this.

    1. Somerset

    noun (Sum-ehr-seht): The best county in England and the origin of cider and the word grrt (meaning great or large). Never should the word be used to describe cock, seeing as the people are the possibly the best people on the planet, bar Jamaicans.

    Going to Somerset? They do good home-brewed cider, if that tempts you?
    YES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Also, PS Stu, you cannot have the Wright bros. Y'all shunned 'em and we embraced their kooky asses.
    Lies! I've been to their bike shop. It was like one ballin'-ass party 24/7. Everyone was drunk, high and getting laid, especially in the homemade wind tunnel. Ohio loves the Wrights!


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    how about Ohio takes Orville and NC takes Wilbur?

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    1. Melbourne 802 up, 74 down love ithate it

    Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)

    Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.

    Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
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    Roselle, IL

    Urban Dictionary: 630

    lol.

    An area code belonging to the western Chicago suburbs refered to by residents as "the dirty six-thirty". Towns included in the 630 include:
    Addison
    Argonne
    Aurora
    Bartlett
    Batavia
    Bensenville
    Big Rock
    Bloomingdale
    Bolingbrook
    Bristol
    Burr Ridge
    Carol Stream
    Clarendon Hills
    Darien
    Downers Grove
    Elburn
    Elmhurst
    Eola
    Geneva
    Glen Ellyn
    Glendale Heights
    Hanover Park
    Hinsdale
    Itasca
    Kaneville
    Keeneyville
    La Fox
    Lemont
    Lily Lake
    Lisle
    Lombard
    Maple Park
    Medinah
    Montgomery
    Mooseheart
    Naperville
    North Aurora
    Oak Brook
    Oakbrook Terrace
    Ontarioville
    Oswego
    Plano
    Roselle
    Saint Charles
    Streamwood
    Sugar Grove
    Villa Park
    Virgil
    Warrenville
    Wasco
    Wayne
    West Chicago
    Westmont
    Wheaton
    Willowbrook
    Winfield
    Wood Dale
    Woodridge
    Yorkville

    The 630 is the former home to most of Chicago's celebrities, including The Hush Sound, some of Wilco, John and Jim Belushi, Plain White T's, Will & Grace's Sean Hayes, and many local broadcast personalities

    The 331 overlay area code Takes place in October, 2007, and will mix in with the 630.

    Someone from the 630 is different to the eye than the other Chicago area codes: they are often dressed better, as the 630 has the highest per-capita income in the Chicago region. There is also a high percentage of teenagers in the 630 who consider themselves to be "punk", "emo", "indie" or "goth". 630's are also very strong Chicagoan wannabe's. They also consider themselves to be an extended part of the city, and tend to tell people they are from Chicago, especially in towns close to the city such as Villa Park, Lombard, Elmhurst, Addison and Oak Brook.

    Downtime in the 630 usually includes joyriding, various school activities, shows/concerts, the wonderful Chicago-style food, excellent shopping, and taking the train. Most transportation is via the Metra train system, usually east into Chicago. Most of 630 east of Wheaton is layed out on a grid similar to the city of Chicago.

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    Regretfully, Urban had nothing but nice things to say about my hometown which I was surprised to be mentioned since it tends to get swallowed up in the Metro area. The closest major city went on about some obscure incedent where a no-name DJ held a concert and apparently pissed off our local gang and had his concert ruined. The DJ apparently wrote a song about it but I neither recognize his name or even remember such an indecent ever being mentioned... Overall, it wasn't very funny or amusing or even truthful. Here is my interpretation.

    Lakewood: A former hot spot for the upper middle class and preppy wannabe rich assholes who settled in, back in the days of Jimmy Carter. They have all moved to Cherry Creek where they proceeded to annoy the rest of the City by having a Mall built in the middle of one of the cities major streets. We have the worst cops in the state. I feel since their district starts with L and A they like to fancy themselves as being like the LAPD except they don't have the balls to pull a gun on you or beat you for not cooperating. Instead they are just pricks to everyone and everything. Seriously, if you get pulled over, you will get a ticket from them, they will find something to give you a ticket for.

    We have the best Community colleges and the worst High schools. Most teens lie about which High school they came from. We also have the slum part of Colfax, which is where one would go for drugs, prostitution, and Casa Bonita. Yes, Casa Bonita exists. Yes, its exactly how Cartman describes it in South Park. Everyone in the state has been there but everyone denies it as well. We have two types of drivers in this city. Agreesive pricks in SUV's who don't know how to turn and people who consistently drive 15 miles under the smurfing speed limit so not to be run over by the SUVs. Turn signals are completely optional. Traffic lights and general rules of the road regarding "right of way" are seen as more like a helpful suggestion rather than being enforced.

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