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    The girls couldn't bear admitting to such an embarrassing desire.

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    A year of hedonism much like that described in the OP.
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    I'd probly have a lot of sex and do some drugs and such. Then I'd admit to everyone I've skipped chances to see The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption multiple times because I don't care about them, but I've seen Titanic 6 times because I love it. I mean, what are they do gonna do about it, kill me before I'm killed?

    Oh wait .

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    What the hell, Kyle? Are you serious? We can't be friends anymore until you've at least seen the Shawshank Redemption. And Godfather 1. The other two are crappy anyway. Only worth watching for the "lol, hymen" jokes.

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    They look boring I've said I've never seen the Shawshank Redemption to peeps before, but I usually act like I've tried really hard and never found the opportunity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noctiluca View Post
    I'd probly have a lot of sex and do some drugs and such. Then I'd admit to everyone I've skipped chances to see The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption multiple times because I don't care about them, but I've seen Titanic 6 times because I love it. I mean, what are they do gonna do about it, kill me before I'm killed?

    Oh wait .


    so harsh, the Godfather is one of the greatest movies made

    Quote Originally Posted by Quin View Post
    What the hell, Kyle? Are you serious? We can't be friends anymore until you've at least seen the Shawshank Redemption. And Godfather 1. The other two are crappy anyway. Only worth watching for the "lol, hymen" jokes.
    harsh as well, the DeNiro scenes are all great,

    now three you might want to skip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vermachtnis View Post
    I'd yell at it and call it names until it feels bad and leaves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex151 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Noctiluca View Post
    I'd probly have a lot of sex and do some drugs and such. Then I'd admit to everyone I've skipped chances to see The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption multiple times because I don't care about them, but I've seen Titanic 6 times because I love it. I mean, what are they do gonna do about it, kill me before I'm killed?

    Oh wait .


    the Godfather is one of the most overrated movies made
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    in all seriousness, i'd be on drugs the whole time, meet a load of people, have a lot of sex with my boyfriend freaky style and read a load, play video games, travel, explore... EAT. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noctiluca View Post
    I'd probly have a lot of sex and do some drugs and such. Then I'd admit to everyone I've skipped chances to see The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption multiple times because I don't care about them, but I've seen Titanic 6 times because I love it. I mean, what are they do gonna do about it, kill me before I'm killed?

    Oh wait .
    oh god, I love you.

    There's many many times I've passed on seeing 'great' films too because they looks so endlessly boring. In fact, if someone argues that the movie has gotten an oscar, I just get even more skeptical! Not only are oscar movies boring, they also never end dammit! No offense to anyone who likes oscar movies, I'm sure they're great. Actually, take offense, what do I care? There's a meteor coming and we're all gonna die! :weep:


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    Hope I don't get raped?

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    Im amazed at the Godfather hate coming from this forum, it breaks my heart......


    why, I'd probably watch The Godfather for a year until the disc was ruined then I'd read the book over and over, if that gas ball was on its way here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I would have sex with every EoFFer that would want to have sex with me.

    Naturally, all of them are male.
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