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  1. 02-25-2009, 09:16 AM #1
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    Gigantic fireball spotted on galactic rampage • The Register

    If this mothersmurfer was headed your way and you knew about it one year in advance, what would you do? I would probably do lots of drugs, go to lots of foreign places, have sex with whatever female of reasonable physical appearance was willing to receive my (at this point, mostly futile) seed, and spend lots of time with my family. Are these activities mutually exclusive? I don't know, but I hope to God that the last two are.
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    goodness gracious
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    Spirit Bomb

    Anyway if this was heading towards earth i'd probably just go about my daily business (despite the rampant chaos that will be going on around me) and brace myself for the impact.
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!
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    Wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill View Post
    Are these activities mutually exclusive? I don't know, but I hope to God that the last two are.
    Not if you have jheri curls.

    I'm thinking I would go on a rampage much like your own.
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    Didn't someone make a ty series based upon the Rapture?
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    I want Velociraptures.
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    I'd Probably go to europe and travel.

    go live in Italy or something
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    The world would be running rampant, there are no 'daily duties.'


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    Um. I would do something extraordinarily selfish and kind of insane. I'd have a baby. :o
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    The world would be running rampant, there are no 'daily duties.'
    true it would be anarchism all over

    I probably wouldn't be able to go to Italy, so I'd probably just get closer to God until a crazy mob got to me
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    I'd piss in as many fonts as possible.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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    I'd learn how to survive in a vacuum.

    What? That's totally something you can learn.
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    I'd yell at it and call it names until it feels bad and leaves.
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    I would have sex with every EoFFer that would want to have sex with me.

    Naturally, all of them are male.
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