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Sleep better...
Become invincible.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
There is a golden zone of drunkenness while playing beirut/beer pong/whatever you want to call it, in which you are "in the zone" and will sink nearly every shot, with much more consistency and grace than you would while completely sober. Granted, you drop out of this golden zone within a game or two, but whilst you're in it, you are a god among men.
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Yes, it helps. Although I never actually get drunk.Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Yeah, that's about it.
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Play the bass far better when I'm drunk than I do when I'm sober. Never understood how people could get away with being huge alcoholics and perform gigs until I experienced it myself.
I also know of this golden zone Keith speaks of.
I get a bit friendly when I'm drunk, or so it seems. I get the confidence to do things I wouldn't normally do!
I don't have any skill, I've never tried to do anything, nothing I can remember anyway!
Burnout and Pool.
Same here.
Though I do appreciate having a few drinks to relax and socialize.
I don't drink anymore, but when I was drunk I completely forgot how to use the English language on a number of occassions and could only speak Welsh. It upsets people in London when you can only speak Welsh.
I become more social, I suppose. I'm also much more susceptible to rape.
I'm exponentially better at most table-top sports outside of foozball after I've had a few drinks. After I've exceeded the acceptable few drink limitation I'm fantastic at screaming out of car windows and public urination.
And while unrelated to drinking, after being awake for 26 hours straight one day I managed to get to level 16 of NES Tetris before falling asleep on the floor.
Can't think of anything, actually, aside from making a general fool of myself.
EDIT: Oh, and beating up Psy. Also, drinking. Drinking alcohol is much easier when you're already drunk.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I cry a helluva lot more easily while drunk. And I laugh a lot easier. Everything comes easier that doesn't require thought.
But I hate drinking. I've only been drunk 2 times where I can't really remember what happened.
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I am better at life. Also, hitting on women and striking out. I am much better at striking out with the cheesiest pick up lines ever. Another thing, I do a crazy good Kool-Aid guy impression.
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