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  1. 03-05-2009, 03:19 AM #46
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    Seriously. How do you miss the pill? Are you retarded?
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  2. 03-05-2009, 06:46 PM #47
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    I was busy >_> ... and I get distr- oooohhh!!!! shiney object!
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ

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    Oh the comedy.

    I was really drunk last night. I tore my pants.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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  4. 03-07-2009, 10:47 AM #49
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    Drunk. Decided it'd be a funny idea to post in the drunk thread. Burned my thumb so I can't type. Ow. Good night everyone.
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  5. 03-07-2009, 10:42 PM #50
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    Improved conversation skills, the ability to feel no embarrassment. Making new friends and/or losing good friends. Super saiyan strength.
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  6. 03-08-2009, 03:21 AM #51
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    God I'm so sober. Don't you just hate it when you run out of beer before the night is over?

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  7. 03-08-2009, 05:52 AM #52
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    I actually do hate that...

    *Goes and gets more*
    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!

    What do you have to say for yourself?
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  8. 03-08-2009, 07:05 AM #53
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    I plan on getting demolished next Saturday at a public St. Patrick's Day festival with 4 of my closest friends.
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  9. 03-08-2009, 08:23 AM #54
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    At this moment in time I'm sober... Give me ten minutes and this shot and this daiquiri will absorb into my system and i'll be drunk. they taught me that in my alcohol class :3
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    I lost my shot virginity on Friday. Me and 4 girls necking shots in some disgusting old man's pub before a party.

    I was really drunk that night.
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    You totally need to elaborate on that one, Z. xD
    'My oh my, who is that dandy man with his jolly fine hat?' wondered the clouds.
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    My first shot was Freshman year of college, and my RA was the one who poured it for me. She was terrible at her job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linus View Post
    My first shot was Freshman year of college, and my RA was the one who poured it for me. She was terrible at her job.
    Hey, if you're going to get drunk and silly you might as well do it around a person with authority. Maybe she was just too awesome at her job, huh? Ever think of that?
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  14. 03-09-2009, 08:19 PM #59
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    Mine was a Tequila at the tender age of 15. I drank 5 of them and the next morning I seen the yellow bile lining my stomach for the first time. That was a tough day.

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  15. 03-09-2009, 09:26 PM #60
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    Beer is so good... 21 in november...
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