How do you react to someone dialing the wrong number?

[Polaris]

Me: "hello"
other person: "is this from the window shop?"
Me: "erm no... this is a private cell phone number"
Other: "Oh sorry my mistake"
Me: "Not a problem, excuse me"

I'm so polite

[Laddy]

I fake a Southern accent and ask people for their order.

[Darkswordofchaos]

I fake a Southern accent and ask people for their order.

Once i got called and they said i have some medical info for sarah or somthing i said you got the wrong number and she's like ok. 30 sec later she called back said the same thing i said you still got the wrong num then she called BACK i didnt answer she left a voice mail when i checked it she wanted sarah to call her i was like Dumb bitch

[Tama2]

It depends. I am usually nice unless it's an asshole.

Let me show you the last one went.

Me: Hello.
Young Black Lady: I know what you did.
Me: What?
YBL: I'm gonna smurf you up!
Me: Well, smurf you. I have no idea who you are.
YBL: You know she has AIDS, bitch.
Me: I have no smurfing idea what you are talking about.
YBL: I hope you get AIDS.
*Click*

[Darkswordofchaos]

It depends. I am usually nice unless it's an asshole.

Let me show you the last one went.

Me: Hello.
Young Black Lady: I know what you did.
Me: What?
YBL: I'm gonna smurf you up!
Me: Well, smurf you. I have no idea who you are.
YBL: You know she has AIDS, bitch.
Me: I have no smurfing idea what you are talking about.
YBL: I hope you get AIDS.
*Click*

'well now you know someone has aids

like the sig by the way

[Negative]

Me: Hello
Person : (asian dialect)
Me : Im sorry what was that
Person : (Asian dialect)
Me: Do u have the wrong number
Person: Sory.... No english. *hangs up*

[Darkswordofchaos]

Me: Hello
Person : (asian dialect)
Me : Im sorry what was that
Person : (Asian dialect)
Me: Do u have the wrong number
Person: Sory.... No english. *hangs up*

You should have talked back in a made up asian sounding dialect

[Aerith's Knight]

I fake a Southern accent and ask people for their order.

Once i got called and they said: "I have some medical info for Sarah." or something. I said: "you have the wrong number." and she's like, ok. 30 sec later she called back and said the same thing. I said: "You still have the wrong number". Then she called back AGAIN, but I didnt answer this time and she left a voice mail. When i checked it she wanted Sarah to call her and I was like, Dumb bitch.

Ok, I'm no grammar nazi, actually, my grammar gets made fun of plenty. But if you insist on responding to everything, then allow me to give you insight into the way you write.

Nobody is perfect, but simple things like this are even annoying to someone (like me) who's first language isn't even English.

[Quindiana Jones]

Trace the call, hunt them down and kill them.

[Caraliz]

uhhh what

[Misfit]

I hate it when I get retarded a-holes to call and they're like

"Lol hi is Craig there?"

"Uh, no, you have the wrong number."

"Are you sure?!"

"... YEAH LET ME GO smurfING CHECK BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHO I LIVE WITH. CRAIG? CRAIG, ARE YOU HERE?!?!?! OH WOW, LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT. NO CRAIG HERE!" >:O

[Shlup]

I am very polite on the phone. It's not a toy, dammit!

[Momiji]

Depends on who it is. If it's a normal person with feelings, I simply say 'I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number'.

If it's a telemarketer, I do one of four things:
1) Express interest, and say 'Yeah right, just kidding' and hang up when they're convinced that I'm interested in whatever they're selling.
2) Take stuff WAY out of context. I'll often be asking for pizzas and hot dogs to be delivered. I'll often use a foreign accent in situations like this.
3) Take a deep breath, and scream in their ear as hard as I can.
4) 'HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY NUMBER DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME AGAIN!'

[Mercen-X]

Some guy sent me a text apparently thinking I was a girl and going on about his friends Tina and Karissa. I sent back saying "Who's Tina? Is she hot?" At which point the guy figured out I wasn't who he thought I was and threatened to kill me. It's okay with me. Let him try. I've got a darker mind than he does.