Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
It's literally *the* worst film I've ever seen. But it's sooo hilariously bad. Couldn't stop laughing during the whole, "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A MONSTER!!!!" scene. Oh gooood. xD

The acting was so bad that I actually suffered embarrassment on behalf of the actors. So cringeworthy!
This.

Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
She kept yelling "OH GOD HE'S CREEPING AGAIN" at one point.
I watched this film at the cinema and shouted pretty much exactly the same thing every time. xD Worth every glare.

Quote Originally Posted by Yaridovich View Post
I want to be a sparkly gay vampire. Then young girls will want to have sex with me all the time.
Ditto.

Having said that, I still own and read sometimes all the books. They cringetastically wonderful. Big fan of the "OH NO EVERYBODY LOVES ME BUT I'M PATHETIC! NO ALL THE EVIDENCE IN THE WORLD COULDN'T MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND! NO! HOW COULD SOMEONE HOT LOVE ME?! OK YOU DO LOVE ME! I LOVE JAKE! NO I DON'T! HE LOVES MY BABY!"

End of series.