From AC:
Yuffie Kisaragi: All right. Who's been touching my Balls?
Tifa Lockhart: The bad guys, naturally.
Yuffie Kisaragi: Oh!
Yuffie Kisaragi: [Runs off]
From AC:
Yuffie Kisaragi: All right. Who's been touching my Balls?
Tifa Lockhart: The bad guys, naturally.
Yuffie Kisaragi: Oh!
Yuffie Kisaragi: [Runs off]
... One with blue Balls... and a white sword on his back... will not lead us to the promised land...
I can't believe no one's posted this one yet:
Seymour: "Feel my balls! Come, Anima!"
Some others...
Auron: "First guard your balls, then guard your summoner."
Tidus: "What I'm trying to say is... once we beat Yu Yevon, my balls'll... disappear."
Biran (or Yenke?): "First lose horn, now lose balls."
I'm sure his balls has his reasons.
-Kain, FFIV
Originally Posted by killiancurse21
XD!! FFX was a sure win for replacing words with balls.
Tidus: I got too close to Sin's balls, and my head's all foggy like.
Tidus: My old balls?
Tidus: You can stuff your balls!
Tidus: Yuna, I have to go. I'm sorry I couldn't show you balls.
Auron: Your balls are in your hands. (okay, too blatant)
Gah, FFX quotes are all I can remember 'cause it's the only FF game I've played in the past two years or so.
Rye made this!
The first one's even better if you take the second half a slightly different way...
XD!! FFX was a sure win for replacing words with balls.
Yojimbo: "If you desire my balls, you must pay my price."
A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for my balls. That's just a fool.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
How can we prove balls exist? Maybe balls don't exist... -Vivi
[These] balls edible, maybe I taste it... Is salty. -Quina
Why should the world exist without balls? That wouldn't be fair. -Kuja
We need Balthier alive! His balls fetch but half the price! -Ba'gamnan
I WILL NEVER PERISH
AS LONG AS THERE IS EVIL
IN THE BALLS OF MAN
Zanarkand announcer: "Our balls - gone, vanished into thin air."
Don't believe Ondore's balls!
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Easily my favourite
"I hope you know how to balls it" - Auron, FFX (I dunno, too British English?)
I'm Captain Balls!
Auron: "Ten years ago, Jecht saw his first balls here. Surprised, he drew his blade and struck them. He was drunk. Thought they were fiends."
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