But hey guys. I just watched Twilight for the first time today. It was terrible, how could anyone think it was a good movie?
Oh and I read the books too
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But hey guys. I just watched Twilight for the first time today. It was terrible, how could anyone think it was a good movie?
Oh and I read the books too
DON'T INSULT EDWARD HE IS MY HUSBAND AND WE WILL MAKE SPARKLY KAWAII VAMPIRE BABIES TOGETHER DESU ^_^;;;;;;;;
I don't need to see it to know that it's horrible.
Ewwwww!!!! How did you manage to read all those w/o setting them on fire ?
A vampire that twinkles ? Pu-lease!!!
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
I read them because I wanted to see what the hype was about. They made me angry but I am a very patient person.
It's literally *the* worst film I've ever seen. But it's sooo hilariously bad. Couldn't stop laughing during the whole, "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A MONSTER!!!!" scene. Oh gooood. xD
The acting was so bad that I actually suffered embarrassment on behalf of the actors. So cringeworthy!
What the hell ever happened to vampires bursting into flames of awesomeness when exposed to sunlight?
I lol'd when Stephen King said she can't write.
But I've never read them or seen the movie. I'm too lazy to do either.
why yes I would enjoy a look into the fantasy mind of a teenage fat girl
(-o-)
-tie fighter
Seriously. My girlfriend and I were laughing throughout the entire movie. The first 30 minutes we had to pause it every once and awhile to bag on it hard. We also cracked up everytime Jasper showed up on screen. She kept yelling "OH GOD HE'S CREEPING AGAIN" at one point.Originally Posted by Miriel
We had to pause it after the glowy seen because we were laughing too hard and couldn't hear anything that was going on. Admittingly, I enjoyed Emmett's character. I think he did the best job acting because he was only on screen for like 20 seconds.
We're trying to come up with a drinking game now but it's really hard. You either don't drink at all or you get totally smashed in the first 5 minutes.
That's a pretty new belief in the Vampire belief system. Stoker completely smurfed the entire thing.
Be careful guys, take it too far and the fangirls will eat you alive.
Srsly this is like the american version of Vampire Knight.
I want to be a sparkly gay vampire.Then young girls will want to have sex with me all the time.
This.
I watched this film at the cinema and shouted pretty much exactly the same thing every time. xD Worth every glare.
Ditto.I want to be a sparkly gay vampire.
Having said that, I still own and read sometimes all the books. They cringetastically wonderful. Big fan of the "OH NO EVERYBODY LOVES ME BUT I'M PATHETIC! NO ALL THE EVIDENCE IN THE WORLD COULDN'T MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND! NO! HOW COULD SOMEONE HOT LOVE ME?! OK YOU DO LOVE ME! I LOVE JAKE! NO I DON'T! HE LOVES MY BABY!"
End of series.
Yes! The soundtrack has a few nice tracks on it, though xD
My cousin pirated it so she could watch it again (she's a fangirl xD) with her mom this time, and I was all like "lol here it comes" and the THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER BELLA thing came up and we were laughing so much. I just love how the triangle ended with a werewolf falling in love with an infant xD
Twilight isn't the worst of the genre, though
OH EDRAWD YOU ARE THE BOST BESUTIFUL VAMPYRRR OF ALL TIME
Yyyeah. Check this, bitches.
(not condoning Anne Rice, but honestly Pattinson fans WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. If you're going to obsess over a vampyyyyr hottie, the least you can do is make sure he's actually hot.)
Ahahahahah and in the last book when OMG SPOILAZ for those who care she turns into a vampire, this was the part where I was really thinking "Okay, Smeyer, here is the chance to show us any writing skills you actually have! Go for it!", she wakes up and it's all like I DID A TRIPLE BACKFLIP IN A MILLIONTH - NO, A ZILLIONTH OF A SECOND, AND THEN I TURNED AROUND AND I COULD SMELL A CHICKEN BEING COOKED LIKE OVER A QUAZILLION MILES AWAY AND IT WAS LIKE OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOO COOL AND THEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND I WAS SO HOT IT WAS TOTALLY UNREAL-
I laughed at that part of it all year. Oh, and SPROILARS Renesmee. Just....everything about her, from conception onwards.
Here is a supar good parody for people who like to laugh at Twilights.
Last edited by scrumpleberry; 03-29-2009 at 01:05 PM.
XD I did read all the books and I am currently reading "The host" and I also watched the film. Stephenie Meyer has a degree on english literature so let's face it she is not exactly dumb. She knows a lot of books, however the "Twilight" series are for young girls, and it's like cocaine, you read and you can't stop, but if you stop to read it again you get bored and it's crap because it has no depth, no meaning. It is an ok serial for teenagers and grown up girls. The scene of vampire that started glowing was gay, but we have to see that Stephenie Meyer is a woman and she writes like a woman, so is nearly impossible for men to enjoy her books.
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