hah, you mom sounds awesome.
colon cleansing is actually something people do before they start a diet. it's just an extreme laxative from what i understand. maybe it's for people that are full of ?

the weirdest email i've gotten recently is an email from some tax service place telling me to make sure i get my federal and state taxes in before the end of the month.... i live in canada. i replied and told them i paid my canadian taxes already. and that i don't live in the US to begin with.