That was amazing.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love you
You: I once ate a bear. Swear to God.
Stranger: wanna make out?
You: Depends. Have you eaten a bear?
Stranger: I love you
You: Fight me for my hand in marriage.
You: OK, you win.
Stranger: Bears taste like chicken and i love chicken
Stranger: YAY!
You: Let's hitch. Meet me in Vegas in 4 hours.
You: Outside the Bellagio.
Stranger: alrighty!
You: Wear a red cap. I will be wearing four dildo suits, and holding a bear.
You: A real, live bear.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Will he be joining us tonight?
You: His name is Gary. He will be joining us in our honeymoon suite.
You: We're so in tune!
Stranger: we are!!
Stranger: you are my soul mate :3
You: Let's get married somewhere!
Stranger: YES!
You: But where?
Stranger: idk *bites fingernails*
You: I can talk to bees.
Stranger: OMG!!! So can I!!!
You: The local priest here is a bee.
You: He could do us.
Stranger: We are like, so meant for each other!
Stranger: sweet
You: As long as we sacrifice our first child to his love nest.
Stranger: I guess we could
You: Don't worry. First children sucks.
Stranger: ok thats good then
You: We can call it Quin.
You: I've always wanted to kill a child named Quin.
Stranger: yay!
You: Right. I'm gonna go arrange this thing. Later.
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: don't leave me!
You: Don't worry! I'll come back! Like Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic 2.

Even better:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi
You: Vous?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you fromo
You: Bonjour.
You: La France.
Stranger: bonjour madame
You: Et vous?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: finland
You: Madame? Ah, non Monsieur. Je suis un homme.
Stranger: france is asshole of the world
You: Oui, je suis d'accord.
Stranger: speak english you mothersmurfer
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