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    What are baseballs stuffed with?

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    Judging from the welt it raised, lead.

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    I cut myself answering a call from someone I don't know for my sisters while cutting oranges.

    It was bleeding. ='( But I'm ok, now!

    Poor Yars, are you okie-dokie nao?



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    90% of my hurtful accidents happen in the kitchen. The worst was probably when I cut off a little piece from the tip of my thumb with a cheese slicer. :yuck:

    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    The last time I got hurt was when I was practicing baseball stuff with my little brother. He's not always the most accurate pitcher and I'm not a very good catcher.

    Pain ensued.
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    I got hit on the wrist, on the leg, and once on both feet somehow.

    After that, I threw my mitt aside and just told him to throw grounders at me so I could just pick them up. It isn't me who needs or wants the practice, after all. xD
    Oh Momiji, tell me more about your "baseball practice".

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    To play off Rantzien's post, I work in a kitchen. I've slices my fingers a few times. FYI serrated blades hurt more than straight-edge. Serrated rips and tears. So I have scars from those.

    Burned by oil while pan-frying fish once, though I've seen more severe burns happen to my co-workers.

    Got cut by a mandoline while slicing slipper peeled potatoes that were in water. By cut, I mean the heel of my hand got several cuts that surprisingly didn't scar.

    In grade 10 I split my head open by tripping on my untied shoelaces while bringing wood in. :/

    I too, would like to know more about Momiji's "baseball" adventures.


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    Sleep walked to the bathroom and kicked the toilet. Broke my big toe. : D

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    Fair play guys, those are some nasty injuries.

    Last time i got hurt was when a mate of mine scratched my back with her nails. It hurts a lot more than i thought it would.

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    I've got a few minor scars. Got a nifty one in my hand from why I got cheese grated by a brick wall. Seriously, massive design flaw there. "Should we use smooth bricks, as usual?" "Nah. Let's put holes in it, so that when a 10 stone child falls onto your hand and crushes it against the wall, it'll rip a small hole into said hand." "Nice!".

    My best scar as from hockey. It's about an inch long, and went right to the skull when it happened. I only got butterflies for it, so it's not too bad. However, it scabbed over the stitches, so when it came to removing them, it was freaking agony and gave me another scar. Eurgh.

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    My most recent injury was just 10 minutes ago. I was shaving, and cut myself right by the one nostril. It won't stop bleeding!

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    You guys are horrible.

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    I bludgeoned a tree using myself. I have a 9+ inch along the inside of my right thigh. Above that scar is another one from jumping off my bike onto my bike. On that leg's knee is a circular scar from falling off my bike and landing on a rock.

    On the outside of my left leg near the knee there are two 'bullet hole' wounds from the tree bludgeoning incident (basically the tree fought back and cut me up really good). I have several dozen scars on my calves from bug bites and the like.

    The steam burn on my left arm is almost gone. I left my arm over the rice cooker for several seconds before I realized that my body was telling me I was in pain.

    The cigarette burn from one of those 'chicken' games is almost gone. I was beating everybody so they put me against my brother. So we stood there until the cigarette burned out. Stupid cigarettes.

    Speaking of cigarettes there are two rather noticeable scars on my neck. One from putting out a cigarette and the other from the band aid I wore to cover that up.

    There's a scar on my left middle finger's knuckle from when a dog bit me. The doctor told me it almost hit the tendon.

    I have dozens of scars on my forearms from scrapes and the like.

    On my right hand there's a piece of graphite from a No 2 pencil lodged in my palm.

    Two of my palm bones on my left hand were fractured. My knuckles do not match

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    The week before highschool I was laying on the couch in the basement watching TV... there was an odd bug crawling on the ceiling so I stood right up and looked right up at it, all the blood rushed out of my head and I blacked out, falling face first over the TV and smacking my head on the shelf that held a lot of collector's glasses my parents had. When I came to a moment later, I was laying on the floor in a massive pool of coagulating face blood, pain flowing through many parts of my body.

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    My finger bled yesterday. I do not know why!

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    Bruised myself somehow. I don't notice when I do it but I bruise quite easily, especially on my legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    tell me more about this curse.

    [edit- daaaaaaaamn jussie I didn't think you were into that kind of thing. I think you should be sporting my sig, not me. hahaha, not a good catcher hehehehehehe]
    Well the short version is, we're pretty much lightning rods to cruel irony ;_;
    Welcome to my life!
    The last time I got hurt I was making ramen for my sister, which was last night, and finished. First I hit the counter with my funny bone, then I accidentally closed my finger in the silverware drawer, then I spilled water, which I left alone because the pot was boiling over, burned myself on the metal edges, went to get some napkins so I could put some ice on it, slid on the spilled water and hit the garbage can with my hip, cleaned that up and got my ice, then tried to make her noodles. But the bowl was not large enough for the content of the liquid and noodles, so I burned myself again, spilled it on the stove, fell backwards and hit the back of my head on the kitchen sink, got up and slipped again on the remnants of the water I thought I got up, then when I brought the noodles to my sister she just broke her new CD by accident so she decided to take her anger out on me by slapping the bowl out of my hands, thus effectively burning my entire upper half of my body AGAIN! Then I got in trouble for what SHE did to ME because she wasnt supposed to have food in her room. No one even cared that I was tanned by food or that my head and arms and back were full of hickies and bumps....Well, I feel better after sharing that(not really, my head still hurts)!

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