Welcome to my life!Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Well the short version is, we're pretty much lightning rods to cruel irony ;_;
The last time I got hurt I was making ramen for my sister, which was last night, and finished. First I hit the counter with my funny bone, then I accidentally closed my finger in the silverware drawer, then I spilled water, which I left alone because the pot was boiling over, burned myself on the metal edges, went to get some napkins so I could put some ice on it, slid on the spilled water and hit the garbage can with my hip, cleaned that up and got my ice, then tried to make her noodles. But the bowl was not large enough for the content of the liquid and noodles, so I burned myself again, spilled it on the stove, fell backwards and hit the back of my head on the kitchen sink, got up and slipped again on the remnants of the water I thought I got up, then when I brought the noodles to my sister she just broke her new CD by accident so she decided to take her anger out on me by slapping the bowl out of my hands, thus effectively burning my entire upper half of my body AGAIN! Then I got in trouble for what SHE did to ME because she wasnt supposed to have food in her room. No one even cared that I was tanned by food or that my head and arms and back were full of hickies and bumps....Well, I feel better after sharing that(not really, my head still hurts)!
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