Stabbed or Shot

[Blue Harvest]

Definitely shot.

[theundeadhero]

Let's say they're going to shoot you in the intestines. It's extremely painful, you can't move to crawl for any sort of help, and it takes a few minutes to bleed to death. So much for all your painless deaths.

[Quindiana Jones]

I voted assuming that wherever I was shot was where I'd be stabbed. Fair test, and all. I voted shot.

[rubah]

How different would it be if you were stabbed in your intestines? Just wondering, 'cause I used the same assumption as quin.

[Quindiana Jones]

To be honest, it also depends what calibre we're talking. "Handgun" is still a little vague.

[Peegee]

There's a distinct lack of masochists in this thread.

I vote stab. Knife fetish + my dream of 'dying screaming' in one.

[musashius]

Death by cannonball.

[smittenkitten]

Probably shot but I did use to have dreams of being stabbed in Paris, I think they're out to get me. They'd be like "Je n'aime pas Danielle!"

[Rocket Edge]

Shot. Getting stabbed would be awfully messy.

[Lawr]

Probably shot but I did use to have dreams of being stabbed in Paris, I think they're out to get me. They'd be like "Je n'aime pas Danielle!"

Hahaha

[Levian]

I want an evil monkey to stab me. Any random monkey could pull a trigger, but it'd take a truly evil monkey to stab someone to death. It'd be pretty funny too I guess.

[Iceglow]

I want an evil monkey to stab me. Any random monkey could pull a trigger, but it'd take a truly evil monkey to stab someone to death. It'd be pretty funny too I guess.

An evil monkey would probably stab you in the butt!

Anyhow depending on where you're getting stabbed/shot depends on my preference. Being shot in general is better but then you hear people on the news who accidentally shot themselves in the head or intentionally and took 2 weeks or so to die because they missed the vital areas. Can I choose where to be shot or stabbed? Shoot in fact either way, shoot or stab me directly through the heart I want my casket to be open

[Wolf Kanno]

Stabbed but its because I want to know that I'm dying, so I can reflect and make some cheesey speech like Noctiluca Though to be honest, I've always had a strange fascination with the thought of being stabbed and slowly dying.

[Namelessfengir]

"Im paralyzed!!! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me!!!!"

i want a monkey dressed as a gladiator... not american gladiator thou that would look gay

[Quindiana Jones]

Shot. Getting stabbed would be awfully messy.

Bear in mind that if the bullet goes through it's gonna be pretty messy too. xD