So nobody got that I was trying to suggest he lick an autistic kid?
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				So nobody got that I was trying to suggest he lick an autistic kid?
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Iceglow does that anyway for sporting purposes.
 
 
					
				Ohhh AK luvluv for the xkcd <3<3<3 I think I have it or something lol. I have been seriously sick for the past couple of days, but they didn't take any blood work. :\ I has meds though.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Let's get some statistics for the US.
Winter flu: 19,404 reported cases
Swine flu: 91 reported cases.
You have at a maximum a 0.47% chance of it being Swine flu, probably less, seeing as normal people don't go to a hospital for a winter flu.
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Not quite sure where you're getting 91 cases from...
BBC NEWS | UK | Swine flu: Country by country
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				lol, that's actually a lot. Mine's probably a highly outdated source.