It's easy to think that winning the Weirdest Member Ciddie, or being nominated for it, is an insult! But is it really? I've done the research and everything points to that, yes, it is quite an insult. But don't let that bring you down! We NORMAL people still love you freaks of nature for what you are. The reason we're standing so far away from you is simply from fear that your condition might be contagious. No worries; sources tell me there are being special treatment homes being built just for you guys. To prove my respect for you, I've decided to collect and present to the public some examples of how you're struggling to adjust to the normal society.

Blue Harvest


I'd spitroast him over an open fire and eat him.
My eggs need more clicks. They'll die soon
The real question is, who wouldn't I want to be under the mistletoe with. The answer is nobody

Evastio


(resists the urge to state opinion since that'll mean I'm softening up and showing my women-loving side)
And no, I do not have private parts located on my face or anything like that.
I thought for sure I'd be able to manipulate my pee and make it completely shoot out fog. It would've been fun to be able to scare someone by saying I'll pee on them in the winter, only for them to find out that it's all fog, with no liquid coming out whatsoever.

Laddy


I'd take a picture of my ass with a slight bit of undies to stick out to tease you all.
Damn non-transexual manhood!
Join the uberhot and popular scene of Cup Stacking!

NeoTifa


hai hai haiiiiii!!!! we play with DIC together!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha condom!!!!!
Omg me too!!!! Only it was a summer sausage. Then I did the Freddie Got Figgered bit "Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy! Ding dong! Ding dong!"

Psychotic


neunundneunzig luftballoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooons.
I wish I was a bee and furthermore I wish I was a bee with nine knees.
I did not see this thread because I am a dumb man and an idiot and also a dumb man. An an idiot. Helleeeeeow! I'm Nigel Thorn...wait a minute no! Not every day god damnit!

Pureghetto


I like my calves.
Sleep with my ass to the wall.

Wait, that's not fullproof

argh *dies* x_X
*sexors newbie*
I think these people speak for themselves, don't you? Let's find out who takes the cake (and sits on it, most likely)!