Ciddies! Revelations! Here! Now!

[Quindiana Jones]

Never thought I'd hear myself booing Ranztien, but BOO! Noctacular for the win.

Congrats though, Rantz.

[Psychotic]

He will feel guilty on behalf of Kyle I bet!

EDIT: NO MENTION OF HIM? TRAITOR! QUISLING!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Pureghetto
Roogle
rubah
Sagensyg
Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Sagensyg Jiro: Shorty Shiny: Sagensyg Levian: rubah Demon Dude: rubah Noctiluca: Sagensyg

Del Murder: rubah Sir Lancealot: Roogle rubah: Sagensyg Tavrobel: rubah Psychotic: Sagensyg

Prediction Party Favourite: Sagensyg (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: rubah (4/11)

As ever, after the speech is posted the results of the Best Chatter award will first be shown to the chatroom and then posted in here afterwards.

[theundeadhero]

If I was still a usernoter I would still usernote you Rantzien.

[Jessweeee♪]

o.o

[qwertysaur]

CIDDIES MAKE QWERTY HAPPY

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

What better way to introduce the ciddie for Best Chatter than to ask actual chatters to give us some insight? That's why Psychotic & Levian took a little trip down to omegle.com to ask the natives if they could share a few words about our nominees. They're not a very productive gang, but here's what we got out of the bastards:

You: Do you know Sagensyg?
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: It's God's forsaken Pokemon.
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: Yes, Oh God.
Stranger: So if I was you I wouldn't scream his name all over Internet
Stranger: I don't think he's very fond of people knowing he exists
You: You don't think he'd try to...harm me?
Stranger: and well, let's put it nicely: you don't want him to get angry ...

You: rubah!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: and that means?
You: It's how we say hello where I come from.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: also hello
Stranger: and where are you from?
You: Canada.
Stranger: i'm from the Netherlands
You: That's awesome I love Rotterdam in the Summer.
Stranger: Have you ever been there then?
You: No. But rubah has.
Stranger: eh?
You: What do you think of rubah, my Dutch friend?
Stranger: I don't know
You: Humour me. Make something up!
Stranger: =)
Stranger: u are a male, aren't you?
You: rubah isn't a male, if that helps. She's a buxom lady and I'd love your opinion on her.
Stranger: she is nice
Stranger: now you have mine opinion
You: Thank you very much.
Stranger: but i don't know her =P
Stranger: i leave
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOGLE
You: oh hang on, my roogle is vibrating
You: kk there we go
Stranger: did it shake?
You: yeah pretty much
You: does your roogle shake?
Stranger: all the time
You: what color is your roogle?
Stranger: yellow
You: mine is purple ^^
You: can your roogle do any tricks?
Stranger: yes
You: what?
Stranger: it can stick its dick down your throat
You: Oh, mine just glows in the dark
You: my roogle is lame compared to yours
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im Raoul Duke
You: Hi, Chuck.
You: Do you think you could beat Pureghetto in a fight?
Stranger: Yes easily
You: He's asian and fat, though.
You: Fat asians fight 'til the bitter end.
Stranger: Yes but they cant run around the world and punch themselves in the head
You: That's very true. Good point. Mr. Texas Ranger.
You: What would you do to him in a fight?
Stranger: I wuld Grab his face and rip it off.
You: You are so cool.
Stranger: I do all my own stunts
You: It shows, it shows.

Stranger: Hi.
You: Do you want to...how can I put this....get Shorty?
Stranger: ... Pardon
Stranger: ?
You: You're pardoned.
You: This one's on the house.
You: But the next pardon will cost you big time.
Stranger: Oh ok.
Stranger: Get Shorty?
You: I was told to interview people on Omegle about Shorty.
Stranger: Right.
You: That seemed like as good a opening question as any.
Stranger: Fair enough.
Stranger: You seem like a male.
You: That I am, my internet friend. However, Shorty is most decidedly female, so it balances out.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: I've never met Shorty.
You: You couldn't pretend?
Stranger: Nope.
You: I often pretend I am a castle.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: I also pretend I am two eggs and also a bear.
You: But that's besides the point.
Stranger: I occasionally pretend to b
Stranger: I occasionally pretend to be a 5 year old
You: That's the spirit!
You: You can take it one step further and pretend to be a 5 year old who has met Shorty.
Stranger: I see!
Stranger: But... who is shorty?
You: Some girl from Utah I think.
Stranger: Oh.
You: Me and the Norwegian are competing for the prize. The first one to get solid answers about Shorty wins.
You: You don't want the Norwegians to win, do you?
Stranger: Fair enough
Stranger: Hi I'm Shorty.
You: Hi Shorty!
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: from Utah.
Stranger: I'm 13 years old but pretend to be 15.
You: You have no idea how disturbingly accurate that is.
Stranger: ... Oh dear.
You: Indeed!

[Rye]

Oh Rantzien! <3

[Psychotic]

Lousy Levian only did the Roogle one. Damn Norwegians making me write their speeches for them...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

24. Best Chatter
rubah..............11
Shorty..............7
Pureghetto..........6
Roogle..............6
Sagensyg............5
RSL.................1

[Peegee]

I resent this. I'm not fat I'm chunky

[demondude]

*applauds*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Spammer
Last winner: Baloki
Nomination Leader: Baloki

The Nominees
Baloki
Demon Dude
Old Manus
Quin

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Baloki Jiro: Quin Shiny: Old Manus Levian: Quin Demon Dude: Quin Noctiluca: Baloki

Del Murder: Baloki Sir Lancealot: Baloki rubah: Old Manus Tavrobel: Quin Psychotic: Quin

Prediction Party Favourite: Quin (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Baloki (4/11)

[qwertysaur]

[Blue Harvest]

Where would EoFF be without spammers? They brighten up GC, even though most of the time their threads are automatically locked by an evil admin/CK. Each of the nominees has shown determination and loyalty to the guild of spammers, but at the end of the day only one of them can win it. Will it be Baloki, whose spam is largely directed at complaining about staff/his other locked threads? Will it be Demon Dude, who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'banned'? Will it be Old Manus, who hasn't really done anything noticeable to me? Or will it be Quin, the sexy afro'd god who cleverly disguises his spam with (pointless) topics? This my friends, is up to you. But one thing is sure, no matter who wins it GC will continue to be flooded with spam, because isn't that what EoFF is all about? Giving normally lazy staff an excuse to do stuff