Originally Posted by Psychotic & Levian
What better way to introduce the ciddie for Best Chatter than to ask actual chatters to give us some insight? That's why Psychotic & Levian took a little trip down to omegle.com to ask the natives if they could share a few words about our nominees. They're not a very productive gang, but here's what we got out of the bastards:
You: Do you know Sagensyg?
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: It's God's forsaken Pokemon.
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: Yes, Oh God.
Stranger: So if I was you I wouldn't scream his name all over Internet
Stranger: I don't think he's very fond of people knowing he exists
You: You don't think he'd try to...harm me?
Stranger: and well, let's put it nicely: you don't want him to get angry ...
You: rubah!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: and that means?
You: It's how we say hello where I come from.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: also hello
Stranger: and where are you from?
You: Canada.
Stranger: i'm from the Netherlands
You: That's awesome I love Rotterdam in the Summer.
Stranger: Have you ever been there then?
You: No. But rubah has.
Stranger: eh?
You: What do you think of rubah, my Dutch friend?
Stranger: I don't know
You: Humour me. Make something up!
Stranger: =)
Stranger: u are a male, aren't you?
You: rubah isn't a male, if that helps. She's a buxom lady and I'd love your opinion on her.
Stranger: she is nice
Stranger: now you have mine opinion
You: Thank you very much.
Stranger: but i don't know her =P
Stranger: i leave
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOGLE
You: oh hang on, my roogle is vibrating
You: kk there we go
Stranger: did it shake?
You: yeah pretty much
You: does your roogle shake?
Stranger: all the time
You: what color is your roogle?
Stranger: yellow
You: mine is purple ^^
You: can your roogle do any tricks?
Stranger: yes
You: what?
Stranger: it can stick its dick down your throat
You: Oh, mine just glows in the dark
You: my roogle is lame compared to yours
Stranger: haha
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Stranger: im Raoul Duke
You: Hi, Chuck.
You: Do you think you could beat Pureghetto in a fight?
Stranger: Yes easily
You: He's asian and fat, though.
You: Fat asians fight 'til the bitter end.
Stranger: Yes but they cant run around the world and punch themselves in the head
You: That's very true. Good point. Mr. Texas Ranger.
You: What would you do to him in a fight?
Stranger: I wuld Grab his face and rip it off.
You: You are so cool.
Stranger: I do all my own stunts
You: It shows, it shows.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Do you want to...how can I put this....get Shorty?
Stranger: ... Pardon
Stranger: ?
You: You're pardoned.
You: This one's on the house.
You: But the next pardon will cost you big time.
Stranger: Oh ok.
Stranger: Get Shorty?
You: I was told to interview people on Omegle about Shorty.
Stranger: Right.
You: That seemed like as good a opening question as any.
Stranger: Fair enough.
Stranger: You seem like a male.
You: That I am, my internet friend. However, Shorty is most decidedly female, so it balances out.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: I've never met Shorty.
You: You couldn't pretend?
Stranger: Nope.
You: I often pretend I am a castle.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: I also pretend I am two eggs and also a bear.
You: But that's besides the point.
Stranger: I occasionally pretend to b
Stranger: I occasionally pretend to be a 5 year old
You: That's the spirit!
You: You can take it one step further and pretend to be a 5 year old who has met Shorty.
Stranger: I see!
Stranger: But... who is shorty?
You: Some girl from Utah I think.
Stranger: Oh.
You: Me and the Norwegian are competing for the prize. The first one to get solid answers about Shorty wins.
You: You don't want the Norwegians to win, do you?
Stranger: Fair enough
Stranger: Hi I'm Shorty.
You: Hi Shorty!
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: from Utah.
Stranger: I'm 13 years old but pretend to be 15.
You: You have no idea how disturbingly accurate that is.
Stranger: ... Oh dear.
You: Indeed!
