The PS2 shall die...

[black orb]

>>> I need to get a new PS2..

[Fuzakeru]

Remember that awful, Disc Read Error thing you'd get on the PS2? My ex fiance got tired of it so he took it apart and he fixed it! I was so proud! He got up to plug it back in and snapped one of the wires when he tripped on it.

He then took a hammer to the PS2.

I'm pretty sure I remember that fixing it less.

[qwertysaur]

use a FIRE spell on it.

[Aerith's Knight]

That is why qwerty still can't play with matches.

[The Last Oath]

Sometimes all things need to work is a good push, pull or smack. I.e my bedroom window

[Blue Harvest]

use a FIRE spell on it.

Silly qwerty, all PS2s are equipped with a ring of reflection that renders them immune from all magic while strengthening the spell 1000 times and returning it in a field effect around them, so using a fire spell on one would set the room on fire. But I highly recommend using blizzard spells

[Unbreakable Will]

use a FIRE spell on it.

pfff, as if I haven't tried that before :rolleyes2

[Mirage]

When my PS2 won't read discs, I mount disc images via the network from my desktop computer. I love my modchip.

[rubah]

I had a computer once that would make a ghost noise 'WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' when you tried to start it up. I took it down to the computer store (this was before IRC, thus before I was awesome with computers) and it worked fine there.

When I got back home, it was ghost time again.

I thought about it logically for a while, and realized that the only change was the bumpy ride down, so I conducted an experiment. I picked the tower up and shook it vigorously.

It booted.

"orlllllllllly"

Thinking back, it was probably a loose hdd connection or something, but hey, shaking it helped.

[qwertysaur]

use a FIRE spell on it.

pfff, as if I haven't tried that before :rolleyes2

Then try a ICE spell.
Or summon RAMUH

[Shoeberto]

I am reminded of the time at a LAN party with my computer, playing Warzone with a friend. It was smelling like computer parts overheating, which my friends noticed. I explained, "It's just my power supply. It gets like that, it's no big deal." Not a minute later, POP. A capacitor exploded in the PSU. I thought it was hilarious once I knew that it was just the power supply and not everything else.

Lesson learned: Don't use crappy, bundled PSUs that come with cheap cases.

[nik0tine]

Immolation. Alternatively, emulation.

[Quindiana Jones]

I had a computer once that would make a ghost noise 'WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' when you tried to start it up. I took it down to the computer store (this was before IRC, thus before I was awesome with computers) and it worked fine there.

When I got back home, it was ghost time again.

I thought about it logically for a while, and realized that the only change was the bumpy ride down, so I conducted an experiment. I picked the tower up and shook it vigorously.

It booted.

"orlllllllllly"

Thinking back, it was probably a loose hdd connection or something, but hey, shaking it helped.

rubah shakes things to make them stop making weird noises. rubah should not be allowed near babies.

[rubah]

Babies like to be bounced!

[Quindiana Jones]

But not shaken vigourously!