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    Default The truth shall be revealed!

    We all know our lovely Marshal Banana. Cute, underage, and oh so adorable with her strawberry obsession.

    But does anyone REALLY know the truth of Monda? I propose to you tis all a sham.

    For some time now, I have been perplexed by her, 'how could someone so young have enough knowledge of the glorious bebop?" And it clicked.

    Monda isn't real, at least not in the way we think. Think, how many people can verify her existance by actually being able to say they've been near her in person? Necronopticus.

    I propose, the one behind Monda is none other then him. Though a question still needs answered. What of all the pictures and potential web cams that fellow EoFFers have seen of Monda? The answer is simple, simply look into the resources at Necronopticus's disposal.

    Does anyone here doubt he keeps little girls locked away somewhere? He has ample to choose from into decieving our eyes, to place them in front of the Camera in his stead. Their brainwashed minds follow his words to the letter, fooling us with that undetectable fake smile, all before the Camera shuts off, and they are whisked back to the dungeon from whence they came.

    Though one last thing confuses most, why? What possible reason would Necronopticus have for this ruse? THe answer is simple.

    How long has it been since Ah!? The power of Cheese? Ages. And since, Necro has slowly drifted from the hearts of us EoFFers. Feeling neglected, unable to live up to the legacy he himself had created, he created a new persona. One that could garner the attention he so desperately desired, in a way he could not on his own. Adopting the face of one of his jailed maidens, he took to the internet and became known as Marshal Banana.

    But can one blame him? Is Necro really the monster here? I say it is we who are the monster. We cast him aside, and turned on him like vicious beasts, treating him as we would our torn socks.

    But unlike those socks, this man has feelings.

    So Necro, I apologize. If you were to return to us in your true form, I would welcome you with open arms.

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    Cowboy Bebop was my first anime!

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    thats some very deducing deducting there detective


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    if you need a reason then your aren't insane.

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    Necronopticous appreciation thread. =O

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    It all makes sense now!

    But now the question must me, how many fake identities has he here? I mean, when everything goes this smootly, he must've thought, why not two?

    Why not be 4 different girls?

    The possibilities are endless!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    It all makes sense now!

    But now the question must me, how many fake identities has he here? I mean, when everything goes this smootly, he must've thought, why not two?

    Why not be 4 different girls?

    The possibilities are endless!
    Why must you ruin the image of all us credible theorists?

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    why not be Aerith's Knight? can we ever really trust any one again? for all we know we could all be him and we're just diffrent people in his own head kinda like secret window
    Last edited by Darkswordofchaos; 07-14-2009 at 10:30 AM.


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    Either use a point at the end of a scentence or make sense.

    And we are all pontificators here, people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Either use a point at the end of a scentence or make sense.
    ok
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    And wel all are pontificators here, people.
    do what? you should probably make sense when telling someone to make sense.


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    Necronopticus is apparently great in the sack.

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    I played RE5 with Necro one night back in March. Was a pretty cool guy imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos View Post
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    And wel all are pontificators here, people.
    do what? you should probably make sense when telling someone to make sense.
    Since there is no word in the english language that is called wel, I figured you'd either know that that meant we, or that you'd wait until I edited the post, which I did.

    I guess you proved me wrong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fonz View Post
    I played RE5 with Necro one night back in March. Was a pretty cool guy imo.
    thats exactlly what someone who plays RE5 with his split persona who is actually all of us would say


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fonz View Post
    I played RE5 with Necro one night back in March. Was a pretty cool guy imo.
    thats exactlly what someone who plays RE5 with his split persona who is actually all of us would say
    Get out.

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