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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki View Post
    Haha, I guess we don't need you guys now? xD
    That's retarded.
    But who'll kill all the bugs, hm?

    Also I'm pretty sure cloning pretty much did this to us in the first place... though natural progression and selection of genes, blah blah, the human race can't survive without evolution, blah...

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    You'd be surprised how many males are just as terrified of insects and arachnids and creepy-crawlies as ladies are.

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    Egads! Put that thing away! ^

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Harvest View Post
    Next up: artificial eggs. No need for women either. Soon the human race will become asexual and sex will be a thing of legends.
    If this is true, you'll be out of a Ciddie next year. :Eek:

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    I SQUISH YOU NOW

    *squash*

    EDIT: Not you, Guardian XIII, my unholy ally, I meant the spider.

    EDIT2: You saw nothing

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    Oh, hello arcanedude. We meet again.

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    HI!! :D
    *waves vigorously*

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    You'd be surprised how many males are just as terrified of insects and arachnids and creepy-crawlies as ladies are.
    Heehehehehehee.

    When Huxley saw a millipede in his room, he nearly sobbed and died on the spot. I lol'd!

    I don't mind bugs, except when they're coming out in massive hordes from corners of my room, and out of my laptop, onto my bed. I almost died from abject horror then. =|


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    Dammit rubah, you just had to put a spider on didn't you? You jinxed me! A wolf spider was on my bed a minute ago! It's all your fault!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    Egads! Put that thing away! ^
    You'd be surprised how often rubah hears that.

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    Spiders are cute.

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    This must be stopped, the British scientists must be destroyed for all of mankind. With this new development in science, women can now hold it over our heads, no longer will they need the headache excuse...

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    As soon as I read this title it reminded me of a news story I read while on the plane the other day xD

    Murderer smuggles sperm out of NSW jail - LIVENEWS


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    i wonder how long before someone trys to sue one of the scientist that gave them the arty sperm for child support?

    edit: what rubah said about dudes being afraid of bugs i will admitt that i am horrified of spiders of all sorts

    and my moms BF was telling me about these things in Iraq called cammel spiders yea pretty much the most horrifying thing on earth. and he said they will run you down, and the also enjoy the people meat so watch were you sleep.


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