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    Cool. Now I just need a way to get rid of my real sperm.

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    All you need for that is a bottle of lotion and the latest issue of Cosmo.

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    Happy to hear the male population is obsolete now

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    do stem cells have dna? if so would the sperm made from stem cells have the dna of the stem cells which in turn would have the dna of the baby/abortion.... so could a kid that was aborted in a few years have its own kids?

    yes this is how my brain works

    also think of the porn applications instead of using fake for bukkake use the real stuff!!!
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    Its a shame this artificial sperm wasn't made in Taiwan, everything else is and then like every other Taiwanese product it would be marketed in local toy stores...well its certainly one way to teach the kiddies about S-E-X. :rolleyes2
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    I still consider myself more important. I make more and in less time. Screw you, science!

    To be honest, I'm just happy to hear people aren't all "WITCHCRAFT! DEVIL'S WORK!" about anything relating to stem cells for once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    All you need for that is a bottle of lotion and the latest issue of Cosmo.
    nah, all he needs is the computer in front of him.

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    Science is awesome.

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    Haha, I guess we don't need you guys now? xD
    That's retarded.

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    were we running out of real sperm?

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    Quote from when I first saw this topic: "wut"

    Quote Originally Posted by eestlinc View Post
    were we running out of real sperm?
    READ THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE ARTICLE, TOOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno View Post
    Happy to hear the male population is obsolete now
    Someone needs to drive manual transmissions still.

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    Who will open your pickle jars?

    And if you manage to open the jars who will eat your leftover pickles?
    Last edited by blackmage_nuke; 07-12-2009 at 05:38 AM.
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    Artificial sperm is like artificial butter, they may look the same but the taste is inferior to the real thing.
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