So, is the consensus that although SEs customer service sucks balls, it's unlikely that I will ever really be subject to it, and that if I am they will eventually get the job done after several years waiting on the phone, and roughly seven eras of waiting after the phone call for something to actually happen?

From my understanding, Ultimage, you seem to be the exception :laugh:. Although I imagine people rarely post comments on complaint blogs about how great someone was.