So, I got yelled at by a customer today.

[Markus. D]

My workplace didn't have something that the customer wanted.

and following up with his next thing, we also didn't have that day.


I was verbally abused, "smurfing foreign smurf" were his exact words.

edit: and that was the start of it

[Quindiana Jones]

A client of mine was severely constipated so I had to digitally stimulate their anus. When that didn't work I then had to insert an anal suppository. When that failed I had to insert my pointer and middle finger and manually pull the hardened fecal matter out.

The best thing about this is how it's said. Completely unphased. xD

[Jess]

I don't think I could actually bring myself to do that, Chemical.

In the nightclub where I used to work, the cleaners used to get paid an extra £5 each time they cleaned up a drunken person's sick.

PS Jess are your breasts real?

Sure!

[Avarice-ness]

I never had a guy yell at me, but I did have a guy get very angry and want a refund because...

he did the math in his head...

and the number on the register... was... lower?

yeah, true story.

Basically he bought something that was like buy one get one 50% off, well it was at JcPenney and the signing people hadn't changed it and the sign was suppose to say, buy one get one for 88cents.

When he found out his total was lower than the math he did in his head, he was pretty annoyed. I tried to explain to him that he's saving money, even the woman behind him was like "But you're paying less.." but he wouldn't have it.

I then had to refund the money back to him.

[Chemical]

Chemical wins.

I hate this game.

*isn't going to shake hands with ashley for a long time now*

It's still under my nails.
(SPOILER)Jk. I wore gloves

Well. Every time I kick myself for not choosing a pre-med major so I could go into psychiatry and rolled around in money, I'll remember that story, Ashley, and remember why I chose not to do it and why I wussed into wanting to do psychology over psychiatry when I get my Master's. xD

PSW work is the end of the health care providing team. I hear it gets less crappy as my education progresses.

The best thing about this is how it's said. Completely unphased. xD

If you're impressed by that you, you'd be floored by emotionally crippled performance during the act.

I don't think I could actually bring myself to do that, Chemical.

I didn't either.

[Quindiana Jones]

The best thing about this is how it's said. Completely unphased. xD

If you're impressed by that you, you'd be floored by emotionally crippled performance during the act.

Of love making?

[qwertysaur]

I never had a guy yell at me, but I did have a guy get very angry and want a refund because...

he did the math in his head...

and the number on the register... was... lower?

yeah, true story.

Basically he bought something that was like buy one get one 50% off, well it was at JcPenney and the signing people hadn't changed it and the sign was suppose to say, buy one get one for 88cents.

When he found out his total was lower than the math he did in his head, he was pretty annoyed. I tried to explain to him that he's saving money, even the woman behind him was like "But you're paying less.." but he wouldn't have it.

I then had to refund the money back to him.

xD

[Avarice-ness]

I never had a guy yell at me, but I did have a guy get very angry and want a refund because...

he did the math in his head...

and the number on the register... was... lower?

yeah, true story.

Basically he bought something that was like buy one get one 50% off, well it was at JcPenney and the signing people hadn't changed it and the sign was suppose to say, buy one get one for 88cents.

When he found out his total was lower than the math he did in his head, he was pretty annoyed. I tried to explain to him that he's saving money, even the woman behind him was like "But you're paying less.." but he wouldn't have it.

I then had to refund the money back to him.

xD

I'll never forget it.. I was the only one working in the mens section and then I'm greeted with that guy. > >

[Rase]

There's a guy who comes in named Creepy Steve by those of us who work there. Let's just say he has earned that name.

[Fonzie]

There's a legend at our store that happened around 04' or 05'. The story goes like this; some guy steals a cucumber and some ranch dressing, and runs to the bathroom with the items. Well, a manager at our store sees this, and asks a stocker to see what he's doing.

So, the stocker rushes to the back and opens the bathroom door to find the man going at it with the cucumber smothered with ranch dressing. The man and the stocker's eyes meet, and Travis walks outside of the bathroom very slowly.

Running to the manager, he explains the fickle tale that's going on in the bathroom. The manager has a repulsive look on his face, and runs to the bathroom to find a half-empty bottle of ranch dressing spewed all over the floor with a very tainted cucumber on the counter.

The man had vanished.

[The Space Pope]

When I was working as an HVAC (heating/air conditioning system for large buildings and factories) installer thingy, I fell through a drop ceiling and onto a guy's desk. He was not happy.

[Rodarian]

Two years back I was working at Fashion Designer studio as her assitant designer.. Basically I needed to wash my handafter my meal and I walked in just at she sharted in the toliet....
Needless to say I couldn't erase the image of 60+ woman sharting for long time.


Now I'd like to think of myself open minded especially since I work in the Fashion Business. Numerous males Designers or other Male Divas have tried to bed me which I respectfully declined...

But this one dude kept coming up with lines like these.

Are you wearing red underwear..If you do at some point, call me over.

Nice cowboy hat.. I'd like to ride a cowboy one these days...


You're cute, it be even cuter if you'd.....


X_X X_X

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Techincally I've never been yelled at but I have been slapped before. I used to work The Sumpreme Commander of Till 4 (self titled, I was just a cashier) at a general store. Now I'm all up for a bit of flirting as it helps pass the day and usually gets some good banter. However this one woman just took it too far, you could smell alcohol and her breath and she was just generally vile. She kept on insisting that I smell her neck because she was wearing new perfume and I told her I'd rather not, no thanks, seriously no. Then all of a sudden she'd slapped, not hard or anything she was probably too drunk to muster the strength or accuracy for a good slap but I was still shocked. I just got the manager to deal with her after that.

And seriously Fonz, that story is gross.