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Bears are badass. If aliens ever invade you mark my words, it's going to be bears that save us. "In their hubris the aliens had overlooked the most dangerous of Earth's creatures. GRIZZY GOD DAMN BEARS WHO TORE THEM APART!"
I want to fight a bear. A real one, not a kodiak or what have you black bear.
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I hear you have to kill a polar bear with your bare hands as a right of passage in canadia.
Mounties do not kill.
Incidentally, the polar bear isn't actually a bear. It is, in fact, a legume.
Someone told me I have to come and post "Oh MurryPurry" so I have done, happy?
You ruined it with your ballbaggery.
Jesus, MILF . . .Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Although you may have a point; in my own experience with brown bears, they will tend to regard anything that has base nutrients and is within 95% of their own body mass as "digestible".
Come to think of it, in the above alien invasion scenario, there are bound to be human survivors of the first wave, leaving the refugees to form an underground resistance movement, seeking a savior. All they would need to do is accumulate their household garbage while they wait out the next seasonal rotation of winter to late spring, emerge en masse from their bunkers some humid night, and inundate the newly-constructed extraterrestrial citadel with refuse. ^_^ At this point, the planet's hibernation-dazed bears (greatly disoriented by the dust shell raised into the atmosphere by the violent conquest and given to roam beyond their traditional climatic boundaries) will converge on the area and commence rending. Ursus ex machina, anyone? :chuckle:
But you want the truth, isn't it?Do you like bears? I'm polar about the answer.
What is your favorite type of bear? That is a grizzly question to ask.
Have you ever met one? Barely.
What was it like? It was unbearable.
What did you do with the bear?? I gave him a bear hug!!
You know what?...
Truth
YOU CANNOT BEAR THE TRUTH!!!
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