Citizen Bleys gets drunk and screws a pile of rocks

[Quindiana Jones]

Bleys doesn't need to be drunk to engage in sexual activities with inanimate objects.

I realise that that's not actually what this thread is about, but I saw the title and that's what I thought so I'm damn well putting it down. And stop being such a creepy old man, Raist. You're like those old badgers who talk about how great it was in their day when people died more often and they went to fight in WW2. EoFF of Christmas Past was the same as WW2, except there was less racism and more homosex.

Also: - probably the third greatest little face I've seen on this site. Third to :bob: and :breine:.