Citizen Bleys gets drunk and screws a pile of rocks

[Citizen Bleys]

Sleeping during the day makes me miss all of the activity

I'm the new Bleys? Oh dear god. What have I done with my life?

Well, at least it means you're on the road to recovery.

(*oldbie hate*)

What makes you think all oldbies were pro-swear filter? I hated it from day one, but nobody would listen to me.

Did you know Bleys has his own Last.FM artist page?

Frak you.

Bleys doesn't need to be drunk to engage in sexual activities with inanimate objects.

I love how even people I've never even met feel qualified to comment on my sexual proclivities. I've been celibate for seven years, people.

the irony is that in suggesting that we piss a bunch of people off, we may end up pissed Bleys off with crotch posts. :elk:

I'm immune now, but jokes about my crotch are so old that they're written in Phoenecian, and they lose a lot in translation. What's the point?

I seem to recall Bleys started the trend himself.

I did. It was funny--thirty years ago when I started it.

Anyway, I'm not worried about it. <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/kawaii%2Bry%25FBkishi.html">He loves me</a>.

What....the....?

I'm frightened, but do not hold me.