I must have played too many RPGs

[qwertysaur]

2) I claim I have a PhD in Zombiology. Does that say enough?

Depends on where the degree is from.

That's irrelevant scott. The fact that I claim to have one shows that Popular media has affected me.

On the contrary the location where the degree is issued has a momumental importance on the degree of the effect popular media has on a person. Your responce indicates either
a) didn't think of that and just replied hastily
b) [ERROR! failed to process information, data lost in a random encounter on it's way through the internet!]or
c) are too afraid to admit that you faked your Zombiology degree to stoke your own ego

My guess is(SPOILER)b