Btw if you don't know yet a guy wrote a book that is:

A parody of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga from Harvard Lampoon.

'About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.'



I think it will be published in October XD I want to buy it so badly (if it will be under 15€)