This is a totally silly thread.
Just in case you hadn't encountered this page before, I wanted to recommend to you the following essay on...
The Fashion Disaster That is Basch in FFXII
I find that page one of the funnier contributions to fandom I've seen in a while.
You'll never see costumes in FFXII -- or any FF game -- quite the same way again.
Battle thongs. I'm tellin' ya.