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    cryptic but i guess its helpful....
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    Share the Pizza with your sunglasses, Crimson.

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    Dear Kentarou

    The lava in my room is hot, how can i stop the lava from burning my belongings so i can mate with their people and create an army to take over the world.

    P.S the lava is purple with dark blue dots.
    Sometimes, life will kick you around, but sooner or later, you realize you're not just a survivor. You're a warrior, and you're stronger than anything life throws your way.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zyphus View Post
    Dear Kentarou

    The lava in my room is hot, how can i stop the lava from burning my belongings so i can mate with their people and create an army to take over the world.

    P.S the lava is purple with dark blue dots.
    Make your army's shoes with the purple lava.

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    Make your army's shoes with the purple lava.
    However, if i make my army's shoes with the purple lava...how will i make my army? i nothing to mate with to produce my mass of minions to enslave the earth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zyphus View Post
    Make your army's shoes with the purple lava.
    However, if i make my army's shoes with the purple lava...how will i make my army? i nothing to mate with to produce my mass of minions to enslave the earth
    Depends. What's your phone number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post

    Depends. What's your phone number?
    Well my number is 019... HEY WAIT A MINUTE! I'm afraid it seems you would not be able to produce the amount i need. i shall be taking my earth enslaving elsewhere. :twak:
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    Your loss baby.

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    Dear Kentarou,

    My friend, who we shall call Mr. K from Ohio, harbours sexual desires for my 5 year old son. He recently asked me if I would "lend" my son to him for £200 an hour. Now, my problem is that this clashes with my Big Plan. You see, I wasn't planning on whoring my son out for another 7 years, and was going to spend that time making him work out to ensure his popularity in the local brothels. However, £200 an hour is a sweet deal, and when you consider the fact that Mr. K has the stamina of a horse, it could net me some pretty major dosh. What should I do?

    Yours libelously,
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    Where did Dear Aeris go??

    Was she stabbed by Sephirioth again?!


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    Dear Kentarou,

    What's really under that robe of yours?

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    Quin: Wait 7 years like in the original plan. Chances are, this guy will just abduct your son without paying.

    Rodarian: Yeah, stabbed by Sephrioth. We'll go with that.

    Rantzien: The same thing that's under Organization XIII's.

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    UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I'm dead.

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    Well, damn. Who will help us with our problems now?

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