the game.

[Moon Rabbits]

Cannibal Holocaust is one of my favourite exploitation films.

That movie sucks. There are no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Like what the smurf - that poor monkey and turtle

Lost in time..........lost in space..........

And super heroooooooooes, come to feaaaaaaast, upon the flesh not yet deceaaaaaaaaased, and all I know is still the beast is feeeeeeeeeding. And crawling on the planets face, some insects called the human race :sing:

[Quindiana Jones]

Lost in time..........lost in space..........

And super heroooooooooes, come to feaaaaaaast, upon the flesh not yet deceaaaaaaaaased, and all I know is still the beast is feeeeeeeeeding. And crawling on the planets face, some insects called the human race :sing:

I don't get the reference but I really want to. xD

[Caraliz]

I've tried talking, but it usually just ends up in bed. It's very persuasive. That's another problem. Is a zombie male or female, or do you just consider it to be whatever gender it was?

I think you have to check under the pants!

[Moon Rabbits]

Lost in time..........lost in space..........

And super heroooooooooes, come to feaaaaaaast, upon the flesh not yet deceaaaaaaaaased, and all I know is still the beast is feeeeeeeeeding. And crawling on the planets face, some insects called the human race :sing:

I don't get the reference but I really want to. xD

You fail. (I couldn't find the actual film version )

[Rokk]

I've tried talking, but it usually just ends up in bed. It's very persuasive. That's another problem. Is a zombie male or female, or do you just consider it to be whatever gender it was?

Well the Zombies gender is subjective, make it what you want.

In this situation I would suggest making it female, as it seems evident you need to retain the Male dominance in your relationship.

I think that is your problem, a gender-confused relationship. Enforce yourself as the Male, and perhaps the Zombie will listen to you, rather than the other way around.

[Quindiana Jones]

Lost in time..........lost in space..........

And super heroooooooooes, come to feaaaaaaast, upon the flesh not yet deceaaaaaaaaased, and all I know is still the beast is feeeeeeeeeding. And crawling on the planets face, some insects called the human race :sing:

I don't get the reference but I really want to. xD

You fail. (I couldn't find the actual film version )

Oh, smeg. I'd completely forgotten the rest. The only reason I remember the lost ins is because the audience kept shouting "WHERE'S YOUR FREAKING NECK?!". I feel so ashamed right now.

CRAP! Oh crap guys! I tried to assert my male dominance and she got angry and we got in a fight! I hit her and her head flew off and now I think she's dead...er. What do I do? Luckily there aren't any men outside talking on their talkies yet, but it's only a matter of time.

Oh, they say love hurts (), but they never told me how sharp zombies' teeth are. One slap and I'm bleeding.

[Caraliz]

I think this means you just joined the ranks of zombie-dom.

[Quindiana Jones]

Hey all! Well, I sorted all that wife-to-be manslaughter from yesterday, and am now sitting here with my lovely daughter from my previous marriage. She can't type well yet, but she says hi. She's an adorable child. Today she was playing on the swing and- OM NOM NOM NOM!

OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

[Moon Rabbits]

Lost in time..........lost in space..........

And super heroooooooooes, come to feaaaaaaast, upon the flesh not yet deceaaaaaaaaased, and all I know is still the beast is feeeeeeeeeding. And crawling on the planets face, some insects called the human race :sing:

I don't get the reference but I really want to. xD

You fail. (I couldn't find the actual film version )

Oh, smeg. I'd completely forgotten the rest. The only reason I remember the lost ins is because the audience kept shouting "WHERE'S YOUR FREAKING NECK?!". I feel so ashamed right now.

That is my favorite portion of audience participation in RHPS showings. Or the toast. or the waterguns. Actually it's all amazing.

[Quindiana Jones]

Abolsutely. From the very beginning (where the theatre owner "lifted" the camera up to the church) I knew I was in for a sweet ride. And when Time Warp came up, and a load of cross-dressers and scantily clad women started dancing...just wow. I've only seen it once, and I was completely oblivious and out of place, but it was awesome. Meatloaf behind us was basically a Rocky Horror Jesus, who provided us all with rice and rubber gloves. xD

[Caraliz]

Abolsutely. From the very beginning (where the theatre owner "lifted" the camera up to the church) I knew I was in for a sweet ride. And when Time Warp came up, and a load of cross-dressers and scantily clad women started dancing...just wow. I've only seen it once, and I was completely oblivious and out of place, but it was awesome. Meatloaf behind us was basically a Rocky Horror Jesus, who provided us all with rice and rubber gloves. xD

This isn't zombie speech!

[Quindiana Jones]

OOC:

My bad.

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmnnnnnnnuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr

We all know that zombies, like bees, actually communicate by dance.

[Bastian]

uuuuuuuuuuuughmmmmgh!

aaaammmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrghmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa!

[Quindiana Jones]

I read that to the tune of "THRILLEEEERRR! SOMETHING SOMETHING!". I hope you don't mind.

[Caraliz]

Dance like a DANCER in final fantasy tactics? :X