I spent the first 3/5 of this month in Oklahoma, where my friend gave birth to my sweet baby Peanut. (And, yes, I was in the delivery room, and yes, I did look, and omg.)
I haven't seen Peanut in two weeks and he's gained over two pounds! What a fatty. I totally bought him that giraffe suit, by the way.
Post about your favorite baby!! NOW!!
If you are one of those people who don't like babies, good for you. No one cares. (Looking at you, Bunny.)