Two hydrogen atoms meet. The first one says, "I think I lost an electron." The second asks, "Are you sure?" To which the first one replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Oh my, that one was a knee-slapper!
Here's one...God created Saturn...and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. Ha ha.
Last edited by Rebellious Eagle; 02-26-2010 at 04:27 PM.
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI