Sexual Intercourse.

[Quindiana Jones]

Sexual Intercourse is over! Thanks to everyone who participated, and a big round of applause to Timekeeper who managed to take no more than three steps in every round (even managing a two!).

A special mention and a dozen kisses a piece to Guardian XIII, Rantzien and rubah, who didn't miss a single round.

I'll see you all in the next game!

The Game:
I give you an article on Wikipedia. You must find a way to Sexual Intercourse in as little clicks as possible. No, you cannot just type and search "sexual intercourse". If you do, I will know, and I will castrate your face.

Scoring and Rules:
Your points are the total of all your clicks throughout the game. The lower the score, the higher the place. You may not try again in the same round. One turn per round. Each round will last as close to 24 hours as I can be bothered to make it. PUT YOUR ANSWERS IN SPOILER TAGS. This will, hopefully, reduce the chances of accidental cheating. Once this thread dies, the current leader will be crowned ultimate champion and will gain a coloured custom title of their choosing*.

If you enjoy finding funny/different/homoerotic paths, and want to add extra paths just for funsies please add [OOC][ /OOC] tags, and your post will not be counted.

Let's play. GAME OVER.

And go.

*You will probably not get a coloured custom title of your choosing.

Leaderboard
Timekeeper - 23 - 2.9
themagicroundabout - 3 - 3
krissy - 13 - 3.25
Raven Nox - 23 - 3.8
Rantzien - 37 - 3.7
Pureghetto - 4 - 4
Shattered Dreamer - 4 - 4
Tavrobel - 4 - 4
Guardian XIII - 40 - 4
rubah - 41 - 4.1
Agent Proto - 22 - 4.4
Balthier Rocks - 5 - 5
Kirobaito - 10 - 5
Seraphic - 10 - 5
Jiro - 27 - 5.4
Jowy - 21 - 5.25
Goldenboko - 6 - 6
leader of mortals - 6 - 6
Heath - 7 - 7

Leaderboard is arranged by score and then alphabet. It's not perfect. PM any improvements you can think of to me, and I will test them out. I am always thinking of new ways to adjust the scores to make them fairer. This method is not necessarily final.

Completed rounds:
Morph
Hagrid
Flotsam
Paper Clip
Foundry
Shade
Battle of Lewes
Melancholia
Island Arc (Journal)
Forum Game