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    Nerf This~ Laddy's Avatar
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    He came.

    He saw.

    He conquered.

    He came.



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    I've had better.

    10 points for effort though.

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    You know when you're about to sneeze, and you're really looking forward to it because it feels like it's gonna be a belter of a sneeze and will be really satisfying and everything, but when you finally sneeze it out it's actually really crappy and gentle?

    Yeah. Guardian is that sneeze.

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    I'm selling these fine leather jackets Aerith's Knight's Avatar
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    Just call him Harle. Angry sex is awsome.


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    This Knights lance leaves a bit to be desired.
    (SPOILER)Haha jk AK

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Eggstreme Wheelie Recognized Member Jiro's Avatar
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    I've heard things. Good things.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Very down under if you know what I mean. ILU JIROCHAN

    Happy Birthday to Me

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    I felt it for 3 weeks after it happened. My toes curled and everything! I give you a 26 on the 1-10 scale.

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    Meh.

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    Good god, don't remind me. My toes still curl at the memory.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    I came so hard my lungs shot out of my happy place, so you could truly say he left me breathless...(cowers before I am hit over the head with a wooden mallet)

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    I've been scratching ever since

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    Just ask my gaping anus.

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    You know the sound cats make while having sex? Yeah, I didn't make that noise. The sex was good to say the least.

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