Sexual Intercourse.

[Quindiana Jones]

Sexual Intercourse is over! Thanks to everyone who participated, and a big round of applause to Timekeeper who managed to take no more than three steps in every round (even managing a two!).

A special mention and a dozen kisses a piece to Guardian XIII, Rantzien and rubah, who didn't miss a single round.

I'll see you all in the next game!

The Game:
I give you an article on Wikipedia. You must find a way to Sexual Intercourse in as little clicks as possible. No, you cannot just type and search "sexual intercourse". If you do, I will know, and I will castrate your face.

Scoring and Rules:
Your points are the total of all your clicks throughout the game. The lower the score, the higher the place. You may not try again in the same round. One turn per round. Each round will last as close to 24 hours as I can be bothered to make it. PUT YOUR ANSWERS IN SPOILER TAGS. This will, hopefully, reduce the chances of accidental cheating. Once this thread dies, the current leader will be crowned ultimate champion and will gain a coloured custom title of their choosing*.

If you enjoy finding funny/different/homoerotic paths, and want to add extra paths just for funsies please add [OOC][ /OOC] tags, and your post will not be counted.

Let's play. GAME OVER.

And go.

*You will probably not get a coloured custom title of your choosing.

Leaderboard
Timekeeper - 23 - 2.9
themagicroundabout - 3 - 3
krissy - 13 - 3.25
Raven Nox - 23 - 3.8
Rantzien - 37 - 3.7
Pureghetto - 4 - 4
Shattered Dreamer - 4 - 4
Tavrobel - 4 - 4
Guardian XIII - 40 - 4
rubah - 41 - 4.1
Agent Proto - 22 - 4.4
Balthier Rocks - 5 - 5
Kirobaito - 10 - 5
Seraphic - 10 - 5
Jiro - 27 - 5.4
Jowy - 21 - 5.25
Goldenboko - 6 - 6
leader of mortals - 6 - 6
Heath - 7 - 7

Leaderboard is arranged by score and then alphabet. It's not perfect. PM any improvements you can think of to me, and I will test them out. I am always thinking of new ways to adjust the scores to make them fairer. This method is not necessarily final.

Completed rounds:
Morph
Hagrid
Flotsam
Paper Clip
Foundry
Shade
Battle of Lewes
Melancholia
Island Arc (Journal)
Forum Game

[Kirobaito]

Morph -> Gobbledegook -> Ronald Reagan -> Republican Party -> Federal Marriage Amendment -> Heterosexuality -> Sex -> Sexual Intercourse

(7)

Some of those steps can probably be taken out, but I'm too lazy to find out how.

[rubah]

Morph -> Tate Modern -> Picasso -> Counterculture -> Sodomy -> Sexual Intercourse

I tried going through Free Love, but that look like four clicks. Apparently they have more than just sexual relationships!

[Quindiana Jones]

Scoring system edited.

[Heath]

I had two attempts:

Morph -> BBC -> BBC Controversies -> Conservative Party (UK) -> Political Sleaze (UK Politics) -> Cottaging -> Sex -> Sexual Intercourse

(7)

Morph -> Stop Motion -> Animation -> Adult Animation -> Cartoon Pornography -> Pornography -> Sexual Intercourse

(6)

Top choice of Morph as the start article.

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Edit: Well done rubah. I tried going through Tate Modern but then realised how little I knew about art to get much further.

[Quindiana Jones]

rubah doesn't know about art, but knows plenty about sodomy.

[Rodarian]

Monica Lewinsky-> sexual misconduct->sexual activity->sexual intercourse.

Sorry my bad..I didnt click on morph! I'm disqualified! T_T

[Quindiana Jones]

Umm...there is no Monica Lewinsky link in the Morph Article.

EDIT: I don't think anybody will mind if I let that slide. xD

[Heath]

Err... I did it in one less than KB, so why do we have the same score? :p I only put the other one up there to show my original train of thought.

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't know what you're talking about, Kiro.

Heath, if you post two goes I will take the worst one as your original turn. The rules state that it's only one turn per round!

[Formalhaut]

Haha I think I got 6.

Morph -> Wallace And Gromit -> Body Language


-> Pleasure -> Sex -> Sexual Intercourse

If Sex counts, then thats cut to five. But it aint. So bleh.

[Kirobaito]

I managed to get it down to four, but blast. I should have read all the rules before putting up my groping-in-the-dark answer.

[Rantz]

5.

Morph -> TV -> Social aspects of television -> Journal of Sexuality Research and Social Policy -> Human sexuality -> Sexual intercourse

[Quindiana Jones]

I make yours 5, BR. And thanks for deleting your earlier post Kiro.

Also, whilst not an official rule, I should probably state that I can't monitor all your computers at the same time, and if you had 1000 attempts but only posted your best here, I wouldn't know. In fact, do it if you want. The more challenging the better.

[Heath]

I don't know what you're talking about, Kiro. :shifty:

Heath, if you post two goes I will take the worst one as your original turn. The rules state that it's only one turn per round!

That'll teach me to try and score cheap political points through Internet forum games. Damn you!