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    Breast to face massage please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quin View Post
    Breast to face massage please.
    Think more daring.

    ..Although that'd probably be sticky, but I don't mind.


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    Knowing how to give an excellent massage is the absolute worst thing I've ever learned to do.

    I should've applied that knowledge toward something of value, like swimming or being Asian.

    I'm serious too.

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    [Q=Aerith's Knight]Think more daring.
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    That’s not so much daring as much as it is just you being really creepy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Shove your knuckles into my back, hard, and I am yours forever.
    Thats not what you done when I done it to you, you screamed like a little girl, wait no...did I make you orgasm?

    I have to agree, back rub evolving in to sex is very, very nice but frankly I always preferred the massaging of my genitals by my girlfriend's tongue for sheer ecstasy.

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    Steve why would you tell everyone about our special time? You said your service was discreet.

    I'm taking my business to Baloki.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    SOMEONE JUST TOUCH ME. ANYONE
    I regret saying that when I was ten

    I feel so cheap now.
    derp

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    I don't typically like being touched, so I prefer a massage chair. It's also nice when BJ rubs on me but that's not really a massage.

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    I'm apparently really good at giving massages even though my thumbs crack while I do it a lot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Space Pope View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    SOMEONE JUST TOUCH ME. ANYONE
    I regret saying that when I was ten

    I feel so cheap now.
    HA!


    Nikki is actually really good at back and neck massages Im not bad at it myself.

    Oh I once got a massage from some creepy stalker chick at me and Nikkis school O.o not because I wanted to but because she kept asking me to let her like everday. Not bad but still awkward as hell.
    (SPOILER)NIkki: it was that Kayce chick that was smurfing creepy

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Freya is always offering massages to random guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quin View Post
    Freya is always offering massages to random guys.
    ..I thought I was special

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    No, you just weren't random. You were targeted.

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    Hope you weren't planning on using your kidneys for anything, Breine.

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    I agree its a cruse when your hands are that talented....

    Hmmmm why does massaging the back usually end up in sex I wonder....

    Oh I remember this awkward scene.. My best friend needed a back and shoulder rub after he came back from the gym..He sat by the base of the sofa while I was sitting on top and proceeded to do the above mentioned as we watched our usual selections of Anime... Anyhow I have no idea what region of his muscles I hit, but he made such a moan that when he turned around I was half across the room like a scared bunny! 0_o He looked at me and started to laugh! Even I laughed later but I told him that I will never give him that kind of rub down again!


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