This shows that Psy got bored of writing. xD
This shows that Psy got bored of writing. xD
Chapter 6: The unsteady hand that guides occam's razor
The following episode of Rantzien's adventures contains a naughty word!!!
theundeadhero stuffed Loony BoB into his cheeks like a hamster does with food, and began to digest him with his cheek acid.
"Wait, weren't we supposed to be returning him to that girl or something?" queried Rantzien. theundeadhero stopped, looked at Rantzien with an "Oh shit" expression on his face. He spat BoB out with a loud "PFAH!"
"He's still servicable. A touch melted, perhaps, but hopefully the lady won't take offence to that" said theundeadhero. Rantzien stared at the half-digested corpse.
"Jesus christ, man, put him back, put him back." he ejaculated. "We don't have to tell that girl anything" he added, as theundeadhero began to consume Loony BoB's bloated body once more. "We never even have to see her again."
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Rantzien and theundeadhero were riding some motorbikes really fast and were doing stunts and jumps and flips and things. Then they found Jessweeeee who is actually a female.
"Hello to you boys I am Jeswe" she said to the men they had got off their bikes to see to her. "Hello this is my Rantzien and this is theundeadhero" announced Rantzien. "We're going to cave. The cave has dragon and many monster inside. Can you point us?" "Yes" said Jesswee "but now you will be defeating me at tic tac toe." "Oh" said Rantzien and he did a ninja kick to some monkey pirates that were nearby and ready to perform assaults.
INTERACTIVITY THYME! Anyone reading this thread can tell Rantzien where to put his O's. If you tie or beat Jessweeeeee she will tell them the right way to the cave! If not...No becauseOriginally Posted by Quin
Comic writing is still writing.
My hair is sooo beautiful.
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Oh yes, please tell me where to put my O's.
Put your O in the middle and spend the rest of the game intercepting her. It will be a tie.
As if I read your posts properly, Psy.
LOGICAL FALLACY!!!
Since when you took up writing? lol.
Since last week I guess.Since when you took up writing? lol.
FINAL ROUND OH GOD IT'S SO TENSE!!!
Will Quin win or will someone rush in and throw it all away?!
Middle right!
And of course I wouldn't win. Only the person who goes first has a chance of winning, unless they're a complete reject.
Except I clearly stated that a tie was a victory.
We now return to your scheduled programming.
Chapter 7: A shimmering glaze
There once was a jolly young Swede
Who had become very lost indeed
Then he won at tic-tac-toe
And found out where to go
And he was so happy that he peed.
There once was an undead hero
Who had become a bit of a zero
He told Rantz the wrong way
He caught a cold yesterday
But at least he fared better than Jiro.
There once was a girl called Jess*
Who helped the boys out of a mess
She told them "Go east
To find the ravenous beast"
And she was right...more or less.
Jess as in Jessweeee♪ not Jess or Rye or Jessica_wohoo or any other girl bearing that dreadful name.
If I had gotten here sooner I could have made him lose ;_;
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