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    But you sacrificed yourself so the adventure could go on. A true undead hero!

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    Default Chapter 13: The Age of Aquarius.

    Oh no! A naughty word is afoot in today's adventure!

    The ground shook under foot, and dust was flung into the air. Rantzien ignored it, and clutched his rifle. When the war had first begun, the explosions that rained down upon the city had gone right through him, chilling him to his very core. Now they were just part of the daily grind.

    Rantzien was the leader of the Final Resistance, although in reality he was little more than a figurehead. The great hero Rantzien, fighting alongside all of us. A beacon of hope in these grim days. The earth trembled again. Two minutes.

    Just three days ago he had made friends with a new recruit to the Resistance. An excitable young lad named Moon Rabbits. He was proud to serve, he had told Rantzien. It's an honour to meet you, sir. Three hours later he was lying in the dirt, screaming out for help, for his mother, for anyone. And nobody but Rantzien cared. He now looked down at his hands, the very same ones he had used to clasp Moon Rabbits' own while he had lied to him and told him that it was all going to be okay. One minute, twenty-one seconds. Fuck.

    Colonel Old Manus was the de facto leader of the Resistance, although he, like everyone else, called Rantzien "sir". Rantzien was rather sick of that, but he never said anything. He didn't want to rock the boat. Manus was organising the recruits, telling them that when the rush began they had to keep moving. His greatcoat was meant to be black, but it almost looked white from all of the dust that clung to it.

    Thirty seconds. Rantzien's stomach performed a backflip. Yes, he had been in battles before. But this was it. Armageddon. One way or another, the war would end today. Rantzien shut his eyes tightly. The ground shook again. How had it come to this?

    He opened his eyes and was disappointed. This world hadn't gone away like he had hoped it would. Ten seconds. All of this, the war, the rise of P-Corporation, and Moon Rabbits' eyes that twinkled when he revealed that last secret, all of it had started with that day in the cave. Surely there must be some way to chan-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

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    COLONEL MANUS MY FOOT.

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    This takes place thirty years after your comic. He really is an Old Manus!

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    Chapter 14: 1

    "Come on Melissaur come on my horse!" neighed Rantzien.

    "I do not know if I like this horse it's not the horse that I have ridden before. It could look unsettling to me."

    "No no it is fine come on you girl!" and they got on Rantzien's horse and rode faster than the sun towards the west. The horse jumped over lots of fallen logs and also a river and a lake and they were making the good times too.

    "Rantzien I've always wanted to love a man like you!" said Melissaur.

    "Yes." groaned Rantzien. "You have haven't you!"

    The horse was white and strong and the mane was like a thousand golden rainbows shimmering through an ablaze sunset sky of fiery mists.

    "Stop it! Stop it Rantzien! It's Quin!" said Quin who was now there. "I am the man who set you on your quests!"

    "Why is it to be stopped?" enquired Rantzien.

    "You have done my bidding you have rescued the printsess I thank you but now you have been tricked by me I was manipulating you all along Rantzien".

    "What" mewed Rantzien. He also farted.

    "You are but one puppet and I am the man that is holding the strings to your puppet Rantzien. Your saga has ended and I am the boss now."

    "But today is the day for my adventure!" whispered Rantzien. He was still on top of a horse.

    "Now it is my adventure day! You will be sucked into this black hole!" and Quin made a black hole appear. Rantzien didn't like black holes and Melissaur sneezed with fright.

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    I'm always manipulating Rantzien into my black hole.

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    If Rantzien farted and they were both still on the horse, does that mean he farted on Melissaur?

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    Way to be gross Eric

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    You're the one who likes getting farted on.

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    NO! As you see it made me sneeze! Which means I am allergic to Rantzien farts.

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    This is ever so interesting. Next entry!

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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