I'm going to save a baby and then read it.
I'm going to save a baby and then read it.
streme Wheelie
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Paulikins you are my hero
Psychotic sux. How dare he address a young and innocent lady as "MADAM"?
streme Wheelie
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But surely one crime doesn't tarnish his brilliance?!?!
Chapter 22: Into the Darkness
Rantzien, Melissaur and Rye trudged through the snow to get to the Ice Queen's palace. It wasn't so much a palace as a rather large furnished house, but let's not get too bogged down in details.
"We must adventure forwards!" croaked Rantzien. "Our colleague is trapped within! Curse that Ice Queen for snatching poor MILFington!"
They had some tubular snowboards so they snowboarded in a gnarly fashion across the snow and there were ice trolls that were aggressive but that was alright because they just punched the ice trolls enough that they just fell over and disintegrated into iced cakes.
The snow swept down and it made everything cold and less bouncy and Rantzien ate some of the snow to make himself less cold but it didn't work. "Rantzien you're such a bone!" said Rye and Rantzien knew she was right. He was a bone.
Melissaur then spoke to some penguins (the penguins were eating fish and skiing and snorting) and they pointed the party of three in the right direction. This was lucky because if they had gone in the wrong direction they would've fallen off a cliff and at the bottom of the cliff were landmines and electrical fires.
They opened the door to the Ice Queen's palace to try to find MILF. The ice queen was busy kissing Old Manus because she loved Old Manus.
"HELLO RANTZIEN..." she said to Rantzien.
"Hello....SISTER".
using old photos is such a hack thing to do
I LOVE PENGUINS!!! <3
oh yes I will battle that iceberry so hard!
Did Rye just suddenly dropped from the sky and appear in the story?
Seriously. Have you missed a bit? I'm confused. plz rite agin
God that picture. How could you use it. Huh. How. Tell me. How dare you. I look awful in that.
What are you guys talking about?
Nvm, when do Rye appear anyway?
Chapter 20. Duh. It says it right there!
YOU SKIPPED FROM CHAPTER 16 ALL THE WAY TO CHAPTER 22!
WTF ARE YOU SMOKIN'?
Last edited by Christmas; 11-21-2009 at 01:12 PM.
Chapter 23: Return of the Jedi
As a disclaimer let me say my Sims are not coming back no no neverAlso I'm not trying to cash in on what Shlup is doing in Gen Gaming, I've planned to have a Sims episode since I started this. Please don't mention this in her thread, I don't want to steal attention like a twat. thx!!!!
For those who don't know what this is, HERE YOU AWFUL MAN.
Oh and this is Princess Melissaur she likes horses and fighting all of your enemies.
When we left, our trio of noble heroes were trying to rescue Huxley from the Ice Queen. Let's see how that's going!
"Hello I am the evil Ice Queen scrumpleberry I am eating this food and soon your souls will be my ice so you'd better stop what you are listening to!"
"Mmmm princess you have nice breast I think I want to make them my own"
"Ooohhh nom nom what lovely globes I think so!"
"The smurf?"
"Hey if you touch my boobie top too I return to you from the inner santcum your friend"
"No you're my sister that's gross"
"Give him back you are just water that is cold!" groaned Rye as she slapped the slapper.
"GRR NOW I AM AN ANGRY MOOD!"
"Now I will only give him back if you beat me at the noble art of Armpit Darts Rantzien!"
"You must score a bullseye with my armpit in your face! And I have the smell of ten thousand sumo!"
"TODAY IS THE DAY FOR MY ADVENTURE!"
"Glory to adventure! I am the world's hero!"
"Now you will give to us Huxley" said DJ Princess Melissaur, who was a DJ and also a Princess.
"ok I left him to play Xbox" said scrumpleberry who apparently harboured disturbing feelings towards her younger brother.
"Yes! I am best Xbox man in the universe!"
"Time to tell the internet that I am best Xbox man in the universe!"
His funeral was so sad.
Ice Queen scrumpleberry produced tears, feeling guilty at the death of MILF.
Then they all danced and everybody was verey happy!!!
Everybody.
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